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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    That's pretty sad that the owner of a basketball team was murdered....Ohhh, women's basketball. nevermind. #mikhailprokhorov
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    Image of Pedro Cuatro Cinco Pedro Cuatro Cinco
    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    Kalmanovich is also a former KGB spy who spent time in an Israeli prison for espionage.

    Run it by Francesa. I'm sure he's all over it like Francesa on heavily-buttered rice. #mikhailprokhorov
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    and a light bulb appears above the collective heads of Redskins Nation. #mikhailprokhorov
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    Possible assassinations of NBA owners could give the regular season the jolt of excitement it's been lacking. I'm on board with this. #mikhailprokhorov
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    This is what happens when you name Robert Ludlum commissioner of FIBA’s EuroLeague Women. #mikhailprokhorov
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    To make matters worse, at the time of his murder, Kalmanovich was dressed as Costas Christofi for Halloween. #mikhailprokhorov
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    You know, it's the whole "shoot first, pass second" mentality that will destroy Russian basketball. #mikhailprokhorov
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    I'll tell you one thing - those drive-by assassins sure had solid fundamentals. #mikhailprokhorov
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    I think it's safe to assume that Kalmanovich was hiding a secret physics formula that would turn all of the world's borscht into something exponentially less disgusting. #mikhailprokhorov
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    Bill Laimbeer better have an airtight alibi. #mikhailprokhorov
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    Personally, I enjoy the Spartak Moscow women's basketball team's zany mascot, "Toothless Woman in Babushka Waiting in Line 7 Hours for Big Mac!"
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Yes, but their fight song — "It Is Very Cold, And We Are Very Drunk, So Let Us Go Home To Watch Very Old Reruns Of 'It's Vladimir!' On Our 12-Inch Mugnovax TV" — always leaves me less than inspired. #mikhailprokhorov
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Owning A Russian Basketball Team Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
    Russia sounds exciting #mikhailprokhorov
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/21/09

    In reply to Buy Your Very Own New Jersey Net!
    I once took up a celebrity on their offer to come to my house. Now I can't get Todd Bridges to leave. #newjerseynets
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    Image of Deadliest Crotch Deadliest Crotch
    10/21/09

    In reply to Buy Your Very Own New Jersey Net!
    Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Jayson Williams.
    Jayson Williams who?
    BANG! #newjerseynets
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    10/21/09

    In reply to Buy Your Very Own New Jersey Net!
    But if you need a large man with questionable basketball skills to come to your birthday party, bar mitzvah

    I think it would be worth $25,000 just to see the confused look on Brook Lopez's face with all these random 13 year-olds singing oddly sounding songs that are written in funny letters. #newjerseynets
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