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    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    Dude, I Think Stryper Won A Trophy or Something

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    While sodomizing me with the handle of a wooden spoon?
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    Image of kbjone kbjone
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    You know what? +1s for everyone here. And thankfully I was not drinking or eating during this read.
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/17/09

    @kbjone: Promoted for being the feel-good comment of the week. Group hug!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/17/09

    @kbjone: Wait, I'm allowed to sit at my computer and NOT eat? The guy at Dunkin' Donuts told me I'm 50% more attractive when I eat cruellers over my keyboard.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    You mean while watching internet porn?
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    Muttering about Obama while he stockpiles gold and ammunition?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/17/09

    @ClueHeywood: +1
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    07/17/09

    @ClueHeywood: Shit, I had no idea my dad had a whole other family.
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    Image of Tony Reali's Winning Smile Tony Reali's Winning Smile
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    I hate it when Dad plays "soccer." Mom always ends up with two black eyes.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    My dad is Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi. Not sure. My mother is a dirty whore.
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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    The NY crowd chanting "Fuck You Beckham" (quite audible on the FSC broadcast) was a classy touch. My dad never got that kind of love at his job.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/17/09

    @BigTenObsession: Obviously your dad doesn't work from home like mine does.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    While juggling his balls in front of the neighbors?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    My dad doesn't play much soccer anymore. Ever since his sex change, he's different. I mean she's different.
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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    My dad is dead.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/17/09

    @TimCouchFanatic:

    +1 buzzkill.
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    Image of JustinSane07 JustinSane07
    07/17/09

    @TimCouchFanatic: So like he said, David Beckham plays soccer like your dad, then.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/17/09

    @JustinSane07:

    -1 for the avatar.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    07/17/09

    @TimCouchFanatic: I guess that's why he didn't move around much.
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    07/17/09

    @TimCouchFanatic: ever since he stopped returning my calls, Beckham has been dead to me, so it's kinda the same thing.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/17/09

    @Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Psychotic rambling letters aren't the same as calls, GHABB,Y.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    In the office at 7:30 on a Friday night, because anything is better than putting up with that harpy and the little monster he sired with her?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    While writing "Fuck you, bitch" in the memo on his alimony checks?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    But my Dad always said that soccer was for commies, gay commies. He also used to use my head as an ash tray.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    Once a week for an hour during mandatory exercise?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/17/09

    In reply to David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad
    David Beckham Plays Soccer Like Your Dad

    At the waterfront Hilton, lying on top of his "personal trainer", Jose?
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