Yankees win first World Series in 10 years after committing nearly three-quarters of a billion dollars to players who will be past their primes when the real money kicks in.
I'd say he's happy for the Yankees like I'm happy for my ex-girlfriend getting married. (She hasn't yet seen her husband's genital herpes outbreaks)
Dear Nick, I feel like I can call you Nick because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more.#nickswisher
Sending this email to Deadspin is perfectly fine, yet if I were to cauterize her fallopian tubes shut with a branding iron, I'd be the "lunatic". #newyorkyankees
I'll assume, Drew, that you're under the age of 9...otherwise, you would fucking get it. Yankees fans have been pining for this victory since 2000, [always]* [staying loyal to]** the [football? water polo? date-rape?]*** team that wouldn't have [any of their 27 World Series victories]**** without their [dedicated]***** support.
*to their occasional convenience
**feigning interest in
***baseball
****gotten to sodomize the financial infrastructure of New York City
way to prove what a coward you really are..removing my comment about you not leaving contact info? you're a miserable person..what happen? did jeter sleep with your sister? #haterade
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I'd say he's happy for the Yankees like I'm happy for my ex-girlfriend getting married. (She hasn't yet seen her husband's genital herpes outbreaks)
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Late Halloween party and one hell of a Jahvid Best costume.
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She's hanging out with an awfully young crowd for a 97-year-old.
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*to their occasional convenience
**feigning interest in
***baseball
****gotten to sodomize the financial infrastructure of New York City
*****entirely superficial
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Drew's e-mail address is on the left of the page, genius. #haterade