Alan Pardew Headbutts Opposing Player; Commentators Go Nuts

Newcastle United manager was sent off during the magpies match against Hull City for a head butt against City's David Meyler. As you can see, the Sky Sports guys lost their shit. And here's why: » 3/01/14 12:21pm 3/01/14 12:21pm

Premier League Team Tries Charging Press For Interviews

Newcastle United are coming off a huge win at Manchester United, but they're making news for the wrong reasons: Multiple outlets report that NUFC have approached local and national newspapers, offering them access to players between matches only if they're willing to pay for it. » 12/11/13 5:16pm 12/11/13 5:16pm

FA Decides Not To Punish Callum McManaman For Inflicting Serious Knee…

Wigan's match with Newcastle United turned ugly this weekend when Latics forward Callum McManaman's reckless tackle on Newcastle's Massadio Haïdara left the latter with a season-ending knee injury. Things got even uglier in the aftermath. » 3/20/13 12:10pm 3/20/13 12:10pm

Here's A Wonder Goal From Newcastle's Papiss Cisse

This happened just before halftime of today's English Premier League tie between Southampton and crypto-French side Newcastle United. Newcastle goalkeeper Robert Elliot had hoofed a freekick from deep inside his half 60 yards down the field. It was a pretty pedestrian long ball to flip the field of play until… » 2/24/13 10:12am 2/24/13 10:12am

Here's Video Of Newcastle's Danny Simpson Unconscious and Bleeding…

Perhaps Danny Simpson is best known as a former Manchester United youth player, or as the boyfriend of a pop star and X Factor judge, rather than for his soccer skills. Now he can be the Newcastle defender who got knocked out outside a Manchester club late Saturday night! Surely that's an accomplishment. » 2/04/13 6:10pm 2/04/13 6:10pm

Everton Fans Would Be Happy To Take Some NFL Replacement Referees Off…

While two different goal-line technologies are approved for use by the world's top soccer organizations, neither are implemented in the English Premier League yet—the limeys electing to stick with the power of the human eye for the time being. That's unfortunate, because EPL assistant referees are blind as bats.… » 9/18/12 9:00am 9/18/12 9:00am

Newcastle's First Goal On The Season Was This Curling Strike From Demba…

Demba Ba was slow to start his 2011-2012 campaign and then disappeared entirely from Newcastle United's scoresheet after the month of February. It deprived us glorious goals like this one he scored against Manchester United in February. » 8/18/12 2:07pm 8/18/12 2:07pm

Reconstructing The Most Exciting Day In The History Of Soccer (And…

The final day of the 2011 MLB regular season enchanted us with its insanity; its events became a video game montage and inspired its own tag here on Deadspin. That day, however, only determined which teams would gain entry to the playoffs. By comparison, Sunday's final day of the English Premier League was Game… » 5/16/12 4:36pm 5/16/12 4:36pm

Demba Ba Drew First Blood For Newcastle Against Man U With This…

In a week that's belonged to the giant-killers, Newcastle's aiming to be the next David and has a 1-0 edge on Manchester United thanks to this perfectly-placed volley by Demba Ba. [Fox Soccer] » 1/04/12 3:45pm 1/04/12 3:45pm

Rival Soccer Players Know To Expect That Newcastle United's Joey Barton…

If your tongue absolutely, positively must slip during a sports interview, why not sound as if you're talking sexually when, in fact, you're talking about a rival's tenacity on the English Premier League pitch? This is what happened to Fulham's Philippe Senderos when asked about Newcastle United's Joey Barton. » 8/24/11 10:00pm 8/24/11 10:00pm

Newcastle Signs Peter Parker, Goblin Attacks Up 32%

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 3/08/10 8:30am 3/08/10 8:30am