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    Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    So the Brewers' offer of $20,000 + lifetime supplies of beer battered cheese curds, Johnsonville brats and Miller High Life wasn't enough?


    What if we throw in a free snow blower?

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    Image of Ladies love Fennis Ladies love Fennis
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    CC would have accepted the offer earlier but they hadn't delivered his dialing wand.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/10/08

    @Ladies love Fennis: He washes himself with a rag on a stick.
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    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    In all fairness to Sabathia, they do say that vertical pinstripes are rather slimming.
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    carrying a suitcase full of cash like Fredo Corleone arriving in Cuba in Godfather II


    Well CC is bigger than US Steel.

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/10/08

    @Roto_Tudor: At this point, you're probably right.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    Oh, Carsten. Fat, drunk, and a Yankee is no way to go through life, son.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    as a Sox fan, I say, 'Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....'


    Whew. My sides. Oh, wait, there's the video of CC crumbling in the 07 ALCS against Boston. oh, here it comes again: 'Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha.'

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    12/10/08

    @Slothrop: I can't wait to hear Mike Francesa's backtracking today, since he spent five hours shitting all over Sabathia because he "disrespected" the "pride and tradition" of the Yankees by not immediately accepting their mighy offer.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/10/08

    @shea_guevara:


    Has he blasted the Mets for signing K-Rod?

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    12/10/08

    @shea_guevara: Fat Mike was a human bottle of syrup of ipecac yesterday.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/10/08

    @shea_guevara:


    This is a YUGE mistake by the Yankees. YUGE.

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    12/10/08

    @UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Not that I heard. I was listening all afternoon yesterday--because apparently I hate my brain and ears--and he barely mentioned K-Rod at all. That signing might as well have been a WNBA score for the attention he paid to it. The show was completely: MOVE ON FROM SABATHIA! DEY SHOULDA GOT SANTANA AND DEY DIDN'T SO MOVE ON!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/10/08

    @shea_guevara:


    I read that Jerry Seinfeld has been calling WFAN again.

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    12/10/08

    @UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: I haven't heard that, but him and Steve Sommers talking to each other is always priceless.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    So all the Yankee fans going off yesterday about Sabathia insulting the yankees by making him wait, saying he doesn't deserve to wear the pinstripes and that he can't handle NYC still feel the same way today, right?
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    Image of Tuffy Tuffy
    12/10/08

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: I'm taking away your car radio until you can use it in a more responsible manner. Like NPR or maybe a classic rock station.
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    Image of LostinTheOffice LostinTheOffice
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    I wonder if Chandler ever got around to reading about the Kings' losing streak?
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    Image of Tuffy Tuffy
    12/10/08

    @LostinTheOffice: Sacramento isn't in the Bay Area, no matter how much they might insist.
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    Image of Teresa Ferraro Teresa Ferraro
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    Just when you think there is one guy that isn't in it for the money, Brian Cashman comes with 160 million and a big mac & boom sabathia is a Yankee..
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    12/10/08

    @Teresa Ferraro: P. Diddy, The Lox, Lil' Kim, and the corpse of the Notorious B.I.G. would like a word with you. Also, they'd like to throw you a virtual snowball.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    The Yankees received medical records on the oft-injured Sheets and were studying them.


    Turns out he's actually made of peanut brittle.

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    Image of Tuffy Tuffy
    12/10/08

    @shea_guevara: Which goes back to what I've always said about CC Sabathia: he is *delicious*.
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    12/10/08

    @Tuffy: Sorry, Ben Sheets. I got mesmerized again by the fact that CC Sabathia doesn't have the periods in his "initials". Do you figure he got trapped in an elevator one day for 15 minutes and ate them to survive? Along with the six other elevator passengers, I mean.
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    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    Now he can finally stop trying to sleep with Alex Rodriguez to get at some of that sweet Yankee money.
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    Image of Mean_Old_Frisco Mean_Old_Frisco
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    Meanwhile, ESPN rushed to get the news out. They have no time to resize photos!


    And no time to digitally put a Yankees cap on his head!

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    12/10/08

    @Mean_Old_Frisco: C'mon... who could have seen this coming?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    The Yankees inch closer to their fanbase's dream: a team comprised entirely of fat slobs.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/10/08

    @Doyle McPoyle: For the past two years the Mets have been reenacting their fans' last moments on the escalators at Shea.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    For the love of god, please, someone take Burnett off the Jays' hands before they do something stupid like re-signing him. Useless sack of shit.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/10/08

    I look forward to seeing Roy Halladay traded to the Red Sox for a Carl Yastrzemski card with the big sideburns.
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    Image of Texy Texy
    12/10/08

    @Kid Canada: You gotta be careful throwing those jokes around -- just the THOUGHT of Doc Halladay in a Sox uniform was enough to make me faint dead away from the awesomeness.


    @Teresa Ferraro: You must be new to the whole sports thing if you think there's any guy that isn't in it for the money. CC's gotta feed his kids!

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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    12/10/08

    In reply to Resistance Is Futile: Yankees Assimilate Sabathia
    He'll either be the black David Wells or the love child of Rich Garces and Bartolo Colon.
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