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    ESPN "The Mag" Needs You to Help Them Soothsay

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    11/05/08

    In reply to ESPN "The Mag" Needs You to Help Them Soothsay
    Rich Garcés (2003): The competitive eating world is ready to be shaken up and here comes the man to do it. Look out Kobayashi, Garcés is here to take your spot. With an iron stomach, a steel heart, and a clogged left ventricle, El Guapo is primed to set a new record this coming 4th of July at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating competition. Have you ever seen a grown man-monster put down 100 hot dogs? Prepare to set your soul (and your eyes) on fire after this spectacle...
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    11/04/08

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    Just so we're all on the same page here, who exactly has the gay rumors on that cover?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/04/08

    @Sandburgh: You're not familiar with Slash Fiction?
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    11/04/08

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    Pot Roast & Gravy, 2006: This commenter is sure to become a fixture on deadspin.com. With his tasteful and timely wit and his ability to create humor out of any situation, we expect to see many +1s thrown his way in the years to come.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/04/08

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    Yellow carts behind the end zone, 2008: Not only do they do they please aesthetically, but they can also carry band equipment. Make no mistake, yellow carts behind the end zone are here to stay!
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/04/08

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    Kwame Brown, 2001: The number one pick will redefine the center position and will make Michael Jordan look like a genius. He's ready to make an immidiate contribution and be the centerpiece of the Washington Wizards for the next decade. Mark our words: Brown will become the first of many high school players to be taken #1 overall.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    11/04/08

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    Isiah Thomas, 2003: At last the Knicks have a team president (and dare we dream, head coach?) who can carry on the legacies of Red Holzman and Pat Riley. Thomas has the business acumen and basketball knowledge to select the right kind of players for his team. We guarantee Thomas will bring the Knicks the championship they have sought since 1973.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/04/08

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    Eric Lindross doesn't remember this at all
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    Image of lecoqsportif lecoqsportif
    11/04/08

    @HockeyMountain: but the people of quebec city do.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11/04/08

    @lecoqsportif: The day they got Peter Forsberg+
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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    11/04/08

    @HockeyMountain:


    Somewhere, Bobby Clarke is still insulting him though.

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    11/04/08

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    Brian Bosworth, 1991: OK, we know we jumped the gun on his pro career, but he is embarking on a can't miss career as an actor. Mark it down.
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    Image of mfdoom mfdoom
    11/04/08

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    "NFL Prototype Quarterback of the Future"


    wtf? peyton manning cant move for shit, brady doesnt have an acl, and eli, eli has a mechanical house.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/04/08

    @mfdoom: They have clearly never seen the way the neckbeard moves. He is smooth has hell when swigging out of a bottle of Jack.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/04/08

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    By the thousands, you implored us to recognize that the 6'5", 233-pound Young possesses a unique combination of physical gifts, competitive fire and clutch decision-making skills; that his mind is as fast as his feet


    These are the very same people who provide us with our beloved ESPN Featured Comments.

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    Image of Jay Cutler's Insulin Jay Cutler's Insulin
    11/04/08

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    i say the jury's still out on Van Horn
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/04/08

    @JayCutlersInsulin: ...but they've finished with Jayson Williams.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/04/08

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    George W. Bush, 2000: This kid has the pedigree and the staff to continue America's unprecedented growth and peaceful prosperity. Whatever damage the Lewinsky scandal has done to the image of Presidential greatness can be swiftly reversed. Mind like a cat. Arm like a cannon.
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    11/04/08

    @Doyle McPoyle: Damn, you beat me to it. Good on you.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/04/08

    @Chamomiles Davis: @show_me_your_tds: I don't got much going on in my life.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    11/04/08

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    You want someone who can change a sport? Michelle Wie can change the world.


    Yeah that's great, but I wanted somebody who can change a sport.

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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    11/04/08

    In reply to ESPN "The Mag" Needs You to Help Them Soothsay
    David Price has already appeared in a World Series and Matt Ryan is already 5-3 as a rookie QB.


    More now than next if you ask me.

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    11/04/08

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    David Price? Seriously?
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