You know what happens sometimes when you get into a fight? You wet your pants. It's not because you're scared, it's just your balls telling your legs it's time to move out.
Yay!!! I've lived in Arizona my whole life. I don't even know what this feeling is. I'm only used to shame. This new feeling, I don't even know what to call it.
@OchentaYcinco: I'll admit, I'm probably acting in poor taste, but my quasi-girlfriend is an Eagles fan and I just got saved 2 more weeks of misery, possibly more.
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/Fergilicious'd
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He's a regular Jackson Pissock.
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Ridley? Paoli? Depftord?
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And wet dreams are no laughing matter.
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In either case, congrats, Will!
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Your tears of unfathomable sadness are so yummy, Philadelphia.
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Your team played great today.
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