Tony Romo Gets All The Money

NFL.com reports that the Cowboys have locked up Tony Romo as their quarterback for the foreseeable future, signing him to a six-year deal worth $108 million. We all know NFL contracts are dirty lies, and the only thing that matters is guaranteed money. Romo gets $55 million guaranteed. Holy balls. » 3/29/13 4:49pm 3/29/13 4:49pm

Actually, Tom Brady Is Getting A Raise

When the Patriots leaked news of Tom Brady's "three-year, $27 million" contract extension, it appeared on the face the rare instance of an athlete taking less money to make his team more competitive. We warned you that appearances can be deceiving, but without the actual contract details we were limited to speculation. » 2/26/13 1:10pm 2/26/13 1:10pm