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New York, 7:17 PM
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/20/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Opens Up About Jim Zorn And Other Things
    Because I ripped... my pants.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/13/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    "Sorry guys, the almighty peen is not as mesmerizing as a good set of breasts."


    Well yeah...bewbs rule!

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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    12/13/08

    In reply to Visanthe Shiancoe Becomes A Big, Bright, Shining Star
    Ugh Lets go back to that other Wardrobe Malfunction...nothing to see here, nothing to see here...
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    12/13/08

    In reply to Zack And Shiancoe Make A Porno
    Greeeeat...a pro athlete gets offered a position in porn for showing his cock on national tv...


    Gentlemen...prepare for an influx of locker-room dongs...

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    "talented" is a word easily thrown around these days.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    I was always under the assumption that Cameron Frye was only interested in seeing more Ferris Bueller dong.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    Was he a man with his priorities in check, or just someone who wanted to air dry his balls?


    ♪ If you were a boy
    I think you could understand
    How it feels to love your balls
    And never them out of your hand ♪

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/12/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Let them out of your hand...I got way too excited and submitted prematurely.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    Also, make sure I'm not on camera, as I'd almost certainly have this Mike Meyers face going on the entire time.


    I was almost certain you meant this one:

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    Image of Deadspin Deadspin
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    when it comes to a man showing his package, he will be judged by looks alone-not by potential.

    But what if he's a grower and not a show-er?
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    12/12/08

    @Deadspin: This rule doesn't apply to Charles Haley.
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    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    I've actually found the opposite to be true at various poor people's gyms/rich people's gyms I've attended. Seems that that the rich gym has a higher proportion of older ladies who have either had work done, or are trophy wives and are therefore able to spend 3 hours a day working out, and don't mind flaunting it. The Y seems to be mostly prudish soccer moms who probably wear shower shoes even when they're at home.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    I also totally understand why NBC cameras aren't following the New York Liberty into the locker room for some post-game analysis.


    I don't want to see their dongs, either.

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    By all means, we love your work (except you Eddy Curry). Your bodies are tall, svelte, and well-proportioned to amply show off the goods in full glory.


    I'd also add Tractor Traylor, Michael Sweetney, Zach Randolph, and Oliver Miller to that exceptions list...

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    ...there are men known by penis-inspired nicknames... [like] "Little Pecker,"...


    So you're telling me it's not because I resemble a young Edward Furlong?

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    I've always been kind of bewildered (and impressed) that guys are so comfortable just strutting their stuff around nude


    This only applies to creepy guys at the gym pushing 60. And I mean really applies.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/12/08

    In reply to NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?
    ...a now NBA all-star with whom she had a long-time, strictly sexual relationship, and shall remain nameless (though should learn to keep his off-season recreational drug usage a private matter) "its the biggest I've ever seen. He could literally do me from across the room."


    Um, Matt Bonner was never an all-star.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/12/08

    @Gourmet Spud: That guy has a dick like a Yankee Candle.
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