Among About A Billion Candidates, Cleatus, The Dancing Animatronic NFL…

When the mascots of corporations send out painfully canned condolences—our thoughts and prayers, seriously, from this ridiculously stupid dancing robot—people always say, "Oh man, I pity the poor intern that had to write that B.S." I've got news for you: It probably wasn't an intern. It was probably a well-compensated… » 12/15/12 11:55am 12/15/12 11:55am