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    Rex's Jets Have Their Hands Full In New Orleans

    Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody

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    That's One Hell of a Right Jab

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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    10/04/09

    In reply to Rex's Jets Have Their Hands Full In New Orleans
    Note to Shannon Sharpe: Next time, don't shout out "He missed it! HE MISSED IT! I TOLD YOU!" in regards to a potentially game-winning Field Goal that was actually good. Especially when the the kick couldn't be shown, and therefore everybody watching you is counting on you to, you know... DO YOUR JOB WITH A SHRED OF PROFESSIONALISM. Stop talking to hear yourself talk, you smug bastard. I hope you choke on your self satisfaction and Marino fails to save you in the clutch.

    - Signed, Anyone who was invested emotionally or financially in the Bengals/Browns game.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    The Hawkeye message board thread got deleted.
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    Image of Thundercracker Thundercracker
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    ok you know how they have those things that freeze warts and stuff to remove them...


    I'd pay in the upwards of thousands of dollars for something that removes canker soars on your tongue. all that over the counter shit either doesn't work or involves way too much inconvenience or work.

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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    12/28/08

    @Thundercracker: affirmed. I get them on the side of my tongue so that it rubs up against my teeth constantly for a few days, which is just special.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/28/08

    @StevePerryPsychOut: @Thundercracker: Whatever toothpaste you use now, throw it right in the trash and start brushing with Rembrandt Extra Gentle. It's expensive but so worth it. I used to get one or two canker sores a month, and now I get one or two a YEAR. Miraculous.
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    Hope you all had a fab Christmas and will have a Happy New Year--
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    Image of Rickey_Fitts Rickey_Fitts
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    Thank you all - I have said this before, but thise site was a great comfort to me. I would come home from the hospital after visiting her and log on here for a few laughs and a few drinks. It really helped.
    Sorry if I bummed you all out.
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    Image of Sculptor?!?  I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/28/08

    @Rickey_Fitts: Not at all. We're a weird sort of family here.

    @Fawn Liebowitz: And same you you, dear!
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    12/28/08

    @Rickey_Fitts:We love you, full stop--no bumming out, ever
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    12/28/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: I'm in Jersey--went to the game--next time I'm down let's visit up
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    12/28/08

    @Fawn Liebowitz: Absolutely! How long you down here for?
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    12/28/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!:going to Annapolis for two days--then home--but i will be down again in the spring--so I will let you know--youre near the Shore, arent you?
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    Image of Sculptor?!?  I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/28/08

    @Fawn Liebowitz: Jackson - most people only know of us for either the Outlet Mall or Great Adventure. Wave as you drive by...
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    12/28/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!:I know it, as i do all of Jersey--I'll be by, and we'll close down your local pub
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    Image of Sculptor?!?  I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/28/08

    @Fawn Liebowitz: how about passing out on the couch? that's far cheaper, and you don't have to drive. Maybe we could get a few other 'spinners over and make a party out of it. Whaddya say, Clare?
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    12/28/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: sounds fab! I'm in--and lets invite AJ!
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    Image of Sculptor?!?  I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/28/08

    @Fawn Liebowitz: Sounds good to me, any other peeps in the area? I know DM is up in Edison, he's been down for footbaw a couple of times. Chilltown's over near Princeton, but I dunno if he's of legal drinking age. There's all the NYC peeps, but I only have one guest room (of course, that doesn't mean people just can't sleep where they fall. I've got plenty of blankets).
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    12/28/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: we can def work it--this could be a NJ pants party--since it seems they are now non-existent we can resuscitate them--
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    Image of Rickey_Fitts Rickey_Fitts
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    To my mom -
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    Image of Sculptor?!?  I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/28/08

    @Rickey_Fitts: What's with Mom? Why we toasting her?


    /happy to indulge, just nosy

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    Image of Rickey_Fitts Rickey_Fitts
    12/28/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: She passed one year ago today.
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    12/28/08

    @Rickey_Fitts: Raises glass


    A toast to your mom.

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    Image of Rickey_Fitts Rickey_Fitts
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    OK, before everyone up and leaves, I'd like to beg your indulgence: may I propose a toast before I call it a night?
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    12/28/08

    @Rickey_Fitts: L'chaim!


    Good evening, DUAN (or did everyone move already?)

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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    Sorry to all SD fans, but if they make in in,its just wtong on all levels


    /bitter, first time to do /, Pats homey

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    Image of Thundercracker Thundercracker
    12/28/08

    @Fawn Liebowitz:


    I'm all for a system where anything below a 9-7 record is subject to non division winners by record, if said non division winners won 11 or more games.

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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    12/28/08

    @Thundercracker:agreed !
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    Why do I all my sports teams seasons end so disasterously? Why, GOD, why? Haven't I been relatively good? Since Cuse's win in 2003, you've basically have fucked with me.
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    Eagles +1
    Patriots -1


    Bury me at Gillette tomorrow--

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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    @Hank Scorpio: (for some reason my reply isn't working) Why do I sense the anonymous hand of Jeebus in that Iowa message board thing? If Oopspow had done it, it would have been a lot funnier.
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    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    I know someone else saw that. I won't even say what it was.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    12/28/08

    @I Party With Smoot: Pic of the two Charger players?
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    12/28/08

    @MrRedDevil: I knew there was a reason I love Deadspin.
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    Image of HoustonNuttsPhoneBill HoustonNuttsPhoneBill
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    NBC just played Pearl Jam!


    /yes I'm that Pearl Jam fan...

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    12/28/08

    @HoustonNuttsPhoneBill:


    /me too

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    12/28/08

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: @HoustonNuttsPhoneBill:


    Seen 'em ~25 times.

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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    BTW, Evening DUAN. About to start the traditional year-end veal, duck and chicken stock making festival.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/28/08

    @Roto_Tudor: Wow, ambitious. Question: Why veal and not beef? Are you making demi-glace?
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    12/28/08

    @Clare: Beef tends to be way too overpowering, the veal is a much more subtle taste but gives you the good base for sauces.


    I would like to say that I make my own demi-glace, but I'm not quite that ambitious. I find that the William-Somoma base is just as good.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    12/28/08

    @Roto_Tudor: Well, like I said, you are very ambitious. I just pop open the box of Kitchen Basics and call it a day. In fact, I use Kitchen Basics chicken stock in things you would commonly use beef stock in--I sometimes find beef stock to have a tinny taste.


    I am utterly jealous of Ina Garten's homemade chicken stock though; I have never seen a chicken stock so deeply reduced and gelatinous.

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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    12/28/08

    In reply to Brett Favre Ruins AFC East For Everybody
    Is this where I can discuss Brett Favre's heroic effort through the greatest of injuries?
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