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    Chris Hanson's Axe: "Good job, buddy, I got you on my fantasy team! High five!" "Haha, okay, you played well too, Vince." more »
    Bobby Big Wheel: Vince Young: just as crazy as Manny Ramirez, but no steroids or grill-selling. more »
    Gourmet Spud: They were merely exchanging long protein strands. more »
    Phyllis Nefler: Wait, why are we all so quick to assume that Coughlin isn't letting his freak flag fly? (lowers voice to a whisper) I think he's kind of cute. more »
    norbizness: P.S. Boller looks like a newly-hatched, still-slippery Jay Bilas clone. more »
    norbizness: In related news, Dan Orlovsky is attempting to date the dimwitted "US-American" beauty pageant contestant from South Carolina, but she can't seem to l... more »
    norbizness: Mentally disabled people are using words like "tryst"? With these sliding scales, I'm just glad they can't revoke my fictitious MENSA membership that ... more »
    Chris Hanson's Axe: Right target, wrong issue. Word on the street is Ol' Leatherface was Clients 7 and 48 on "Kristen's" list. more »
    Stev D: He went after the wrong coach. Gary Kubiak, now there's a man with some skeletons in his closet. more »
    Chamomiles Davis: "A 30-year-old Philadelphia man, who lawyers say is mentally disabled..." Which, to be fair, describes quite a few of us. more »
    Gourmet Spud: This is the last thing he needs. He just got over that exposure to the Ark of the Covenant: more »
    MarkKelsosMigraine: Herbert Simpson was also kicked out of Pat's steaks for attempting to order in Esperanto. more »
    StuScott Booyahs: Now, imagine him naked. more »
    Stev D: "expose a fictitious sexual tryst with two women" ...and if you don't pay me, I go to the President Bobama and say that you, Jessica Rabbit and Murph... more »
    Chamomiles Davis: "Coach, what would you do if you won a Super Bowl?" "I'll tell you what I'd do -- two chicks at the same time, man." more »
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