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more about #nfl more comments → AzureTexan: In other NFL news, the Oakland Raiders have placed special-teams standout and locker-room favorite Carrot Top on unconditional waivers. Gallagher, me... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: No, he was fired for saying "You broke Rodgers' leg." #greenbaypackers more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I will die in my grave knowing that I didn't say anything about laying an egg That's a helluva way to go. #greenbaypackers more » Steve U: He's been a bit prickly on this topic ever since that incident with the mannequin wearing a Nixon mask. #greenbaypackers more » UkraineNotWeak: In Wisconsin, it is verboten to "lay an egg". "Cutting the cheese" is perfectly acceptable and is the height of good taste. #greenbaypackers more » ArkansasFred: I think now is a good time for the guy to ask himself "What color is my parachute?" He should also probably ask someone for a job. #greenbaypackers more » AzureTexan: I guess they're scrambling to fill his position. #greenbaypackers more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: What he actually said was "Don't get pegged." Wait, that's no better. #greenbaypackers more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The egg was just upset because it never achieved orgasm. #greenbaypackers more » lukeoneil47: And another thing, get this fucking celery out of the tuna fish please. Shit is like dirty air that you can crunch in your teeth. The sandy beach vagi... more » ClickClickThud: So does this mean I don't get to nail a virgin at the 50-yard-line to promote Shirley Temples? #advertising more » BruschisBrewsky: Shawne Merriman would like to know how much he could get for striking this pose every time he jumps on a pile at the end of the play. #advertising more » Steve U: Philly's Brent Celek was fined 15 yards These fines are getting out of control. Just a few years ago, this would have been worth 10 Yuenglings, top... more » AzureTexan: Next week, as part of a Make A Wish campaign organized by Johnnie Walker Red, Leonard Little will run down a family of six on his way home from the ga... more » ClintonPortishead: Nobody fined Kevin Everett for his "Guy Who Drank Too Much Everclear" move. #advertising more » -
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Chad Ochocinco Fined Veinte Mil Dólares By Liga Nacional de Fútbol Americano
¡Ay, caramba! Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver/prop comic Chad Ochocinco has been fined $20,000 by the NFL for jokingly attempting to bribe an official with a dollar bill during last Sunday's game against the Baltimore Ravens. More » -
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Please Don't Mention Eggs To Mike McCarthy. Ever.
The Packers fired a 22-year Lambeau Field employee because coach Mike McCarthy thought he heard the guy tell him, "Don't lay an egg." That sounds about right. I wonder if the Metrodome is hiring? [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel] -
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NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
Philly's Brent Celek was fined 15 yards for an idiotic TD celebration Sunday, when he raised his right leg just like the doofuses in those Captain Morgan commercials. And yep, the awful rum maker was behind the whole thing. More » -
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Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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Sometimes I Love Ochocinco So Much It Hurts
Even though they stopped him from sending mustard to Heinz Field, they can't stop Chad Ochocinco from rewriting the NFL rulebook. [Twitpic] -
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The Aaron Rodgers "Sack Tracker" Is Why We Have An Internet
What your life needs now is a detailed interactive chart of all 37 sacks made on the Packers QB this season. I think it was just updated as Rodgers was taken down buying lunch at Quiznos. [Madison.com] -
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I Loved It. It Was Much Better Than "The Bengals"
Broadway is producing a play about the life of Vince Lombardi. Because the only thing liberal East Coast elitst theatergoers love more than football is people from Wisconsin. [WSOCTV] -
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Larry Johnson Raises Kansas City's Unemployment Rate By One
The Chiefs have released the unhappy running back, denying him the chance to break the team's all-time rushing yards mark. (He was 75 shy of Priest Holmes' record.) There really is no I in"public relations nightmare"team. [KansasCityStar] -
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Tony Romo Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Tony Romo, who won the weekend by not making a complete spectacle of himself. When no one notices you, you're probably doing your job right. More » -
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Ochocinco Is Straight Cash
Why would a football player carry singles in their uniform pants? Heading to the strip club after the game? Buying off the refs? Or just throwing a little cheddar the Ravens' offense's way after having their way with them? More » -
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Your Late Games Open Thread
No one disputes Dan Snyder's lack of football acumen, but John Riggins goes so far as to call him "a bad guy." While maybe not a war criminal, the Skins' season ought to be called the new Trail of Tears. -
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San Diego Horndoggery Day Continues
Chris Chambers was released due to the Chargers concerns about his personal life: namely, some Fatal Attraction level stalking. He's got a restraining order out on his ex-girlfriend, after she sent "lurid" text messages to his wife. [SD Union-Tribune] -
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Your Early Games Open Thread
It's Cardinals vs. Bears in the match-up of teams we try to talk ourselves into believing are good. But they're not. Meanwhile, thankfully, the Skins game has been confined to the Zaxby's region of the country. [The506] -
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Ted Ginn: A Lot Like Jesus!
Says Miami O-Coordinator Dan Henning: "In the Bible, on Palm Sunday they threw flowers at the Good Lord, then on Friday they....beat the shit out of him, crucified him....in this league they give us seven days....only gave him five." [NBCMiami] -
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Why Are So Many Quarterbacks Kicking So Much Ass? Jamboroo, Week 9
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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Just What I Was Thinking; This Game Needs More Favre
Because you, the consumer, demanded it, FOX has a dedicated camera trained solely on Brett Favre (reader David demonstrates). Try to keep it in your pants. [Brett Favre cam] -
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The Good, The Bad and The Browns
That vaunted Broncos defense finally ran into a better one, while some quality teams struggled. Also, the usual terrible ones did too. More » -
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Your Late Games Open Thread
Dana Stubblefield's ex has a restraining order out on him. So basically...convicted steroid user has anger issues? I'm shocked and appalled. Use the comments to register your shock at the announcers occasionally mentioning Brett Favre used to play here. -
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Tom Cable Is An Equal Opportunity Puncher
His ex-wife and ex-girlfriend both tell Outside The Lines that Cable treated them like assistant coaches. Meanwhile, JaMarcus Russell goes woefully unstruck. [ESPN] -
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Your Early Game Open Thread
It's sort of a shame the rest of us won't get to see Detroit and St. Louis, sure to be the most even match-up of the day. And if the Rams don't win today, they're not winning ever. [The506]
