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  • #nfl

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  • #nfl

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    San Diego Horndoggery Day Continues

    Chris Chambers was released due to the Chargers concerns about his personal life: namely, some Fatal Attraction level stalking. He's got a restraining order out on his ex-girlfriend, after she sent "lurid" text messages to his wife. [SD Union-Tribune]
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    Your Early Games Open Thread

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    Ted Ginn: A Lot Like Jesus!

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