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    Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    I like to imagine the Browns hiring Terry Tate to deliver the news to Savage & Crennel, hammering them to the ground with a flying shoulder tackle before taunting them with "WHOO, you fired bitch!" and slamming a coffee cup on their heads.


    Yes, that'll do nicely.

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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    I don't care about coaches.
    Tell me when the Packers kicker has been cut.
    That's a pink slip I can believe in.
    You do NOT choke against the Chicago Bears, dumbass.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    It's 11:52AM. How does Wade Phillips still have a job?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    Mangini and Crennel are now free to open that Detective Agency they always talked about.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    This time, however, the Browns will get it right and the new regime will take us to the promised land. Heh.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    We want Dick! We want Dick! We want Dick!
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/29/08

    @twoeightnine: You robbed that chant from 49ers fans, didn't you?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    O happy pink slip, This is thy sheath, there rust and let me die.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    Once they learn how to play instruments, Crennel, Marinelli & Mangini will be the new Emerson, Lake & Palmer.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/29/08

    @Weed Against Speed: Or they could form a personal injury law practice and run loud commercials with dudes falling off roofs, animated car wrecks and a catchy jingle.


    We failed as head coaches, but give us a ring

    We'll get a small settlement, and you'll buy some bling

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    Coors Light's ad agency will be working overtime for the next few weeks.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    I wonder how Romeo's brothers, Benvolio and Mercutio, are taking the news.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/29/08

    @Weed Against Speed: I'm sure they're biting their thumbs as we speak.
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    Of course Romeo was killed off. Don't they teach Shakespeare in the schools anymore?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/29/08

    @Matt_T: Is Cleveland a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    Also fired: that belt.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    12/29/08

    @ClueHeywood: In that belt's defense, it is struggling to hold up what looks to be the Zack Morris phone.
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    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    12/29/08

    @ClueHeywood: My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?


    R.I.P. Mitch.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/29/08

    @ClueHeywood: to be honest, that belt is relieved to be let go.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/29/08

    @Magnakai Haaskivi:


    Hopefully Romeo never learns that ducks eat for free at Subway. He'll have the steak fajita sub, but don't bother wrapping it up, it's for a duck!

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    "I said extra cheese and sausage! Why isn't this thing working?"
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/29/08

    In reply to Browns Can Crennel, Are Then Rebuffed By Cowher (Update)
    They'll be digging Drake's cakes out of his office for weeks.
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