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10/30/09
10/30/09
Like the films of Baz Luhrman. #nflconcussions
10/30/09
Are you dressing up for Halloween? #nflconcussions
10/30/09
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Keith Richards is going to be pissed his sex-tape leaked. #nflconcussions
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Terry Bradshaw keeps forgetting to carry the one. #nflconcussions
10/30/09
10/30/09
ONE TIME WHILST PLAYING IN THE DEN I GOT KNOCKED ON MY FUCKING BACK BY MOTHER. SHE HAD HUGE BIRTHING SHOULDERS AND MY DAD USED TO CALL HER NIGHT TRAIN. FOR THREE DAYS MY VISION WAS OBSTRUCTED AND ALL SOUNDS WERE MUFFLED.
TURNS OUT I WAS STILL WEARING MY HELMET. AND STILL STARK NAKED.
THE MENTALIST: SUNDAY AFTERNOONS ON CBS: LEAVE OFF THE LAST S FOR SAVINGS. #nflconcussions
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10/27/09
/waves cane weakly #science
10/27/09
"This meeting of the Committee on Concussions will now come to order.
First item - to approve the minutes from last meeting. Do I hear a motion?"
"Oh, that was me moving my paper."
"No, do I hear a motion to approve the minutes?"
"What's so different about those minutes? Are they rollover minutes?"
"Huh?"
"Well, I mean, I don't remember anything about those minutes, or hours, or even days for that matter. But, if they weren't different than any other minutes, I don't see why they shouldn't be approved."
"So is that a motion to approve?"
"What? I didn't move - it was the defense. He was offside."
"What? No...you nitwit. Would you like to make a motion to approve the minutes!?"
"Like this?"
"NO! Put your damn leg down and stop flapping your penis! Can someone please just make a motion to approve the minutes??"
"So, ...move? Like, you mean...?"
"Close enough. Do we have a second?"
"I've got all day. I think. Actually, I don't remember..."
"AARRGGHH! Will one of you please make a secondary motion to approve the minutes from last meeting???"
"Okay, now I think you need to..."
"Close enough! All those in favor, raise your hand..."
"What are we voting on again?" #science
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10/27/09
What a bunch of CoCs. #science
10/27/09
Seriously, it's not as if George McFly is out there being stalked by Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan. #science
10/27/09