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New York, 11:13 AM
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    The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
    Just yell "fore!" Fixes everything.


    -Charles Barkley.

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    05/21/09

    In reply to The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
    Speaking of silly Christian euphemisms for cockteasing:


    "Hey dere, you're just a little Josh Peter, aren't ya?"

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    05/21/09

    In reply to The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
    Sounds like Driving Under the Influence has an NFL problem.
    /hiiiiiyo
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/21/09

    In reply to The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
    I don't see the problem. Jerry Angelo has been Drafting Under the Influence for years.
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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    05/21/09

    In reply to The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
    If you make $10 million a year and drive around shitfaced, you deserve to be shot. Seriously. Pay someone 100k a year to be your full time driver (and carry the gun).
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    05/21/09

    @HernandezStache: Well, if I made $10 million dollars a year, I'd buy a really nice car. If I bought a real nice car, I'd definitely want to show it off to people. If I wanted to show it off to people, I'd probably go somewhere where people were, and not just people, but girl-people who will be impressed, so I can get laid. If I wanted to go somewhere like that, I'd end up at a bar. If I end up at a bar, I'd probably drink. If I drink, how am I going to get home, but not leave my super-expensive car somewhere it could get stolen?
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    05/21/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: If I made $10 million a year, I'd probably just get a new car when my old one got dusty or needed gas.
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    Image of Cinnamon Girl Cinnamon Girl
    05/21/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Are you familiar with the author Laura Numeroff?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/21/09

    In reply to The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
    I'm pretty confident that the NFL doesn't have any "under-reported" anything.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    @Kid Canada: I just watched 45 minutes with Mike Vick's landscaper. He doesn't know much except he does NOT want to go back to Honduras.
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    Image of CitizenStrange CitizenStrange
    05/21/09

    In reply to The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
    Possibly the cops are slightly less starstruck/corrupt now.


    Paul Hornung probably got away with hundreds if not thousands of "Thanks for the autograph Mr. Horning now just go home in sleep it off" were as today's players only get let off the hook a couple of dozen times before getting busted.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    @CitizenStrange: I bet you are right. And Paul and Alex Karras put down $1000 on 3:1 odds you are right.


    /1950s'd

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    05/21/09

    In reply to The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
    Whatever. Josh Peter is a real prick.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    05/21/09

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    As long as they only run over people and not dogs, they're fine
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
    Sometimes you've got no choice. Those kids gotta get to school!
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