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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    Also:

    I'm okay," Witt told the crowd as he dusted himself off, according to Newsday. "I've got to go play some hockey. I'm a hockey player. I'm okay. No big deal."

    Don Cherry has a raging erection right now.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    You never hit someone with your car.

    No?

    Oh no, never never.

    Why not?

    Agains' da rules! You know, you're stupid when you do dat. You go to the box, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame. And then you get free.
     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    I thought it was Alexei Yashin.
     Reply
    Milbury, Rolling the Dice was starred Milbury, Rolling the Dice was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    Witt is lucky the driver dropped out of the John Favara Driving Academy.
     Reply
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    The truck was then booed mercilessly for its poor tackling form.
     Reply
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    Question from a hockey novice: If the driver of the truck is revealed to be Ray Emery, for instance, would the Islanders start tonight's game on a power play?
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/08/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: Knowing the Philadelphia Police Force, if Ray Emery was driving, he would've been pulled over before he ever had the chance to hit Witt.
     Reply
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    Apparently the truck was being driven by a small boy named Danny who couldn't see over the steering wheel. The accident also occurred 3 seconds after all other cars had stopped.
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    In other hockey news, Rangers forward Marion Gaborik was hit in the foot with his son's Matchbox car and will be out 6-8 weeks.
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    How's the truck?
     Reply
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    www.imdb.com/brendanwittisprobable(caraccident)/goofs.htm

    There are no gorillas at The Philadelphia Zoo.

    [www.brown.edu]
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: Thanks for bringing back a bad memory. I volunteered to go door-to-door collecting BBQ sauce for the cleanup efforts.
     Reply
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: www.imdb.com/arkansasfredscomments/hereallyisfromarkansandnotphil.../goofs.htm

    [www.philadelphiazoo.org]
     Reply
    twoeightnine was starred twoeightnine was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/08/09

    @Hatey McLife: I'm going to take you literally. That's gross.
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: If you saw the smiles on the faces of those hobos, you'd know it was all worth it.
     Reply
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    The Islanders defenseman was hit by a truck while walking in Philadelphia today, but refused medical treatment and was later found dead in his hotel room due to internal bleeding.
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    In reply to Brendan Witt Is Probable (Car Accident)
    Perhaps the driver wanted to see how well Witt's Peter is Bilt.
     Reply
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/07/09

    In reply to In Hockey, This Man Is Considered A Consummate Pro
    In hockey, this man is considered a consummate boxer.
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/06/09

    In reply to In Hockey, This Man Is Considered A Consummate Pro
    I'll look back even more fondly now on our "Tranny Shanny" chants at NVMC during his days as a Ranger.
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/04/09

    In reply to Jonas Gustavsson, IR-Upper Body (Heart Surgery)
    It can put a lot of pressure on your heart to be carrying the wheel.
     Reply
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