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Quiet, Stoic Leader To Have Boring Retirement
Quebec Nordique legend Joe Sakic is calling it a career after 20 seasons in the NHL and not a single embarrassing scandal that we could all have a good laugh over now. What a jerk. [Denver Post]
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Comment by ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry: Good riddance to white trash. Now go suck Claude Lemieux's dick. 4 Responses | Other threads
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The Fate Of U.S.-Russia Relations Rests On Alexander Ovechkin's Stick
"As a resident of Washington, D.C., I continue to benefit from the contributions of Russians — specifically, from Alexander Ovechkin," said Barack Obama, who was criticized for not being a true puckhead. Don't get greedy, Capitals fans. [D.C. Sports Bog]
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By Ben CohenComment by EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Remember when we used to be able to hate Russia. I miss hating an entire country. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Chicago Blackhawks To Lose The Next 12 Stanley Cup Finals
Marian Hossa (who is 30) just signed a 12-year contract with the Chicago Blackhawks, after allegedly turning down a 10-year deal from the Red Wings. This guy really knows how not to pick 'em. [NHL.com]
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Comment by Karlifornia: The Blackhawks should know any contract with a European settler is voidable. 5 Responses | Other threads
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The Lightning's Draft Pick Really Does Read The Articles
Q: What's the last book you read? Viktor Hedman: "I don't want to say. The last one was Jenna Jameson, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star." Delightfully tacky, yet literately unrefined. [JoeBoltsFan]
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By Ben CohenComment by BruschisBrewsky: If Hedman liked that, he'll love her sequel: How to Hide A Grotesquely Mutilated Vagina in a Tiny G-String. 3 Responses | Other threads
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The Way We Live Now
Calgary trades a defenseman who'll be an unrestricted free agent on Wednesday for...another defensemen who'll be an unrestricted free agent on Wednesday. [AP]
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The Philadelphia Flyers Need To Stop Boozin' And Coozin', GM Says
Okay, that's not exactly what he said. But Flyers' GM Paul Holmgren does think his young team's nightlife activities may have led to some "fatigue" issues heading into the playoffs. More » -
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Financial Scammer Robs NHL Players To Throw Raunchy Parties For MLB Greats (And Joe Morgan)
There are many tales of financial woe to emerge from our economic meltdown, but few are more bizarre than the developer who bilked NHL players out of millions of dollars—only to lavish it on ex-baseball players? More »
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Hockey Insanely Popular (For Just One Night)
Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals was the most-watched NHL game in 36 years. So maybe when the league starts up again in four months, some of those people 8 million people will remember it exists! [LiveFeed]
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Comment by Quake 'n' Shake: Meanwhile, I learned about the Penguins victory on Saturday morning when I grabbed the sports section while having cofee. My... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Don't Ask Marian Hossa For Stock Market Advice
The dogpile on Marian Hossa has been sufficient and thorough. The Wings beat Hossa's Penguins last year. Then the Penguins beat Hossa's Red Wings. Goat cheese.
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By Matt SussmanComment by Night Man: Maybe if gay ninja Suss didn't destar all of the people funnier than him things would be different. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Please Do Not Leave Your House During Game Six
So here we are again ... one year after Pittsburgh lost a tough Game 6 clincher at home to Detroit, we're right back where we started. Only you have to watch tonight's version on your home TV, you ingrates. More »
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Comment by Kid Canada: Ron: Don Cherry in the Coach's Corner tonight. Big story out of Detroit today, where the NHL won't allow the... 13 Responses | Other threads
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I Guess Pittsburgh Isn't Laying Down Quietly
The Penguins got a home game last night and now everything has changed! After taking care of Detroit in a must-win Game 3, the Stanley Cup Finals have become, say it with me ... a series. More »
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Comment by seldomused: Wait, hockey's still being played? I guess I've been to busy watching the late show with Conan O'Brien. 7 Responses | Other threads
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Patrick Roy Is Not Interested In Saving Your Lousy Franchise
Patrick Roy finally admits that he was indeed offered the Colorado Avalanche coaching job, but has turned it down for "family reasons." Is the "reason" that his family is filled with insane, violent rageaholics? [Denver Post]
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Comment by HockeyMountain: Thank god we avoided that. I was worried that we'd be stuck with a coach who sometimes lets the rage... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Yep, That SUV Inching Down Your Street Is A Zamboni
Auto companies are failing, but don't you worry: The primary Zamboni manufacturer won't be filing for a government bailout anytime soon. Also, The Zambonis, North America's favorite all-hockey band, are coming to a town near you. Zamboni. That's a funny word. [NYT]
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By Ben CohenComment by Carl Everett, Jurassic Park Tour Guide.: Do you find something funny about the way I say, Zomboner? more » | Other threads
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And You Thought Winning The Spelling Bee Was A Longshot
"Over the years words like "Ilanders" (Islanders), "Leaes" (Leafs) and "Bqstqn" (Boston) have found their way onto the Stanley Cup, while more than a dozen players and coaches have had their names butchered." That's Sidney with an I, Louise St. Jacques! Someone with a silent S should know better. [WSJ]
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By Ben CohenComment by Athens Grease: Dude, you're shorter than the Stanley Cup. I don't think that accessorizing or trying to strike a cool pose is... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Avalanche Coach The Next Victim Of A Roy Family Sucker Punch?
Patrick Roy is reportedly "mulling" an offer to be head coach of Colorado, even though current coach Tony Granato has not yet been fired. If that doesn't work, his sons will just rough Granato up in the parking lot. [Denver Post]
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Comment by The Mullet: That's unfair, Dash. I'm sure Patrick's son's inherited their violent attitude from their mother. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Phoenix Coyotes Go Bankrupt, Forget To Tell NHL
Remember when the Jets left Winnipeg for Phoenix and everyone said, "Real smart! Putting a hockey team in the desert!" Yeah, they're probably on the way back to Canada with their tail between their legs. More »
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Comment by ekthesy: Dashiell, speaking on behalf of Winnipeg, we're pretty pissed off at the moment. This is like watching your amazing wife leave... 12 Responses | Other threads
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Alex and Sid's Dueling Hat Tricks
The NHL got what it wanted—a Crosby/Ovechkin playoff showdown—and the first two games have lived up to the billing. If only they can find a way to make it last longer than two more games. More »
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Comment by Goethewritesdrivel: Too bad no one will see it on Outdoor Li...Versus...crap Bettman better come over and take a look at my... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Even The Owner Of The New York Islanders Doesn't Like His Team
Nine years ago, businessman Charles Wang thought he would do Long Island a solid and buy their Islanders so the team could stay in Nassau County. Now? He kinda wishes he could have a do-over. More »
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Comment by Thundercracker: even as Rangers fan, sucks for wang. Not even just the problems getting the arena for the Isles but... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Guy Lefleur's Idiot Son Gets His Old Man In Trouble With The Law
Legendary Montreal Canadien Guy Lefleur was convicted today of basically lying in court to protect his son, which would be sort of honorable if the kid wasn't so clearly a jackass. More »
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Comment by MrRedDevil: I wonder if Guy is gonna go in the house next time and talk to Chris Hansen with his kid. 6 Responses | Other threads
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Don Cherry Is To The Limit
Behold Don Cherry's musical debut, "Rock 'em Sock 'em Techno." It's like if Snap! and EMF had a baby that was dropped on its head by the Chemical Brothers. [Puck Daddy]
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Comment by Kid Canada: This is from about 15 years ago, for what it's worth. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Russian Website Publishes Photos Of Alexei Cherepanov's Blood Doping Injections
Russian hockey prospect Alexei Cherepanov died on the ice last year and in the post-mortem was accused of blood doping, an accusation made slightly more credible by these photos of him happily taking injections in his arm. More »
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Comment by the earl of weaver: This is why I only take drugs that I can swallow, inhale or snort. 4 Responses | Other threads
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Ladies Love Hockey Players And Their Mangled Fingers
Chicago defenseman Matt Walker adds an extra joint to his middle finger by blocking a slap shot, then shows off his gnarled hand for horrified onlookers. You know you love it. [Puck Daddy]
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Gary Bettman Does Not Appreciate Your Octopus-Throwing Antics
A Red Wings fan throwing an octopus on the Columbus Blue Jackets home ice? Sir, this will not stand! (Scuffle ensues — see photo). More » -
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ESPN Headline Writers Are Witty Rapscallions
Well isn't that special. But in ESPN's defense, there's probably not a whole lot you can do with news like this. [ESPN]
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Media Meltdowns
Oh, Poor Lindsay Soto
Breasts have always been one of the biggest drawbacks for female sports reporters. Show too much, you're a bimbo. Show too little, you'll be replaced by someone who shows too much. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Why can't this happen with EA or Rachel Nichols? Seriously, I've never understood bench interviews during the game. 9 Responses | Other threads
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Alexander Ovechkin Can't Drive 55
Rachel Nichols had a nice "so now you know" profile about the NHL's goofy MVP on E:60 last night. What do you think happens when a toothless, 23-year-old adrenaline junkie gets handed $100 million? More »
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Montreal Canadiens To Feel The Power Of Celine Dion's Love
The Montreal Canadiens are for sale! And do you know who would be the perfect caretaker for this historically-gifted and beloved franchise? Canada's No. 1 shrew-like pop schmaltz siren! More »
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Comment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: PHOTO CAPTION - Candadian entertainer Celine Dion reacts after nailing the 7-10 split in celebrity bowling challenge in Montreal. 3 Responses | Other threads
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NHL, NBA Playoffs Not Over Yet
How was your weekend? I had no access to the internet (or TV! The horror), but I trust that things around these parts were quiet and uneventful with little or no boat rocking whatsoever. More »
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Comment by Afino: Anyone ragging on Columbus and St. Louis for going out with a whimper - I highly doubt either fanbase is... 20 Responses | Other threads
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Open Thread: NHL Playoffs
Flyers up 4-2 in the second. This is your open thread, puckheads. [NHL.com]
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By Tommy CraggsComment by CanHeHackett: Crosby is a little bitch, he always has been. He has gotten a lotttt better this season, though. ... 47 Responses | Other threads
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Jessica Rose A Little Unclear On This Blogging Business
"I unfortunately won't be home to view the game and don't have DVR since I just moved. This is not fun for me. Keep me updated via twitter @jessicaleerose." [Puck Daddy]
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Comment by The Vermonster: So if this is the best we can come up with by 1:30 in the afternoon, I feel pretty confident... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Dude, Where's My Stick?
What happens when a Boston Bruins fan (in other words, drunk) tries to steal Alexei Kovalev's stick? See below for the Solomon-like result. More »
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Comment by Orange and Palindromic: The last time a man from Massachusetts had a stand-off with a Russian it lasted 13 days. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Penguins Fans Are Not At All Desperate, Hard Up For Dates
For some of you ladies, your dream may be to marry a handsome millionaire in the Bahamas. For others, it may be a magical date with a Penguins fan on Dollar Night at Mellon Arena. More »
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Comment by RachelRayIsTheDevil: There are an endless number of Pittsburgh ladies who are hockey fans and hot. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Hockey Players Take A Stand Against Their Awful Commercials
Poor Alexander Ovechkin. He should be thankful God made him so handsome. [Videogum]
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By DAULERIOComment by The Mighty Pigs: This post reminds me that I am eagerly awaiting the NHL postseason previews on this here ebay. 6 Responses | Other threads
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Your NHL Playoffs Are Ready
The matchups and schedule are set for the first round of the NHL playoffs. I hope your Versus subscription is up to date! [Puck Daddy]
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NBA, NHL Out Of Playoff Spots
This weekend could have been a furious playoff dash to cap off both the pro basketball and hockey seasons, but all the playoffs spots were wrapped up last night, so never mind all that. More »
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Comment by Nick Tom Frank: The NHL still exists? Wow, that was news to me. LBJ will be holding two MVPs (Finals MVP and reg season... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Fenway On Ice
Sources say the Boston Bruins will host next year's Winter Classic at Fenway Park. If someone doesn't get checked into the Green Monster, I'll want my money back. [Puck Daddy]
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Adrian Peterson Does Not Get Hockey
Like many a local celebrity before him, Adrian Peterson was given the honor kicking off the Minnesota Wild game last night with their traditional chant of "Let's Play Hockey." That didn't work out so well. More »
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Comment by wildcatfan: To be fair, since Let's is a conjunction of let and us, he really said 4 words. That's kind of... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Attention Hockey Players: Doctors Would Like To See Inside Your Brain-Damaged Noggins
Former Red Wing/Hurricane/Flyer Keith Primeau will donate his soft squishy hockey brain to science. Now ... or is he still using it? [Freep] -
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LeBron James Pretends He Knows Who Alex Ovechkin Is
What happens when the world's greatest basketball player meets the world's greatest hockey player? In one word .... awwwwk-ward. More »
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Comment by LemursGT: Aww how cute. Two articles about hockey on the same day. Let me say how shocked I am that one... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
I have been complaining that Sean Avery has been handcuffed by the NHL's fun police, but I need not have worried. The guy still has a few stupid and annoying tricks in his bag. More »
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Comment by Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Serious question for hockey fans. Is Avery: a) A wrestling heel (i.e. self-aware, and just playing the role of villain for entertainment... 9 Responses | Other threads
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