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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/19/09

    In reply to Minnesota "Wild Fire" Pun Used in Headline
    Finally, a hockey team has sweaters more flaming than Don Cherry's outfits.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/19/09

    In reply to Minnesota "Wild Fire" Pun Used in Headline
    An APB has gone out, along with this police sketch of the suspect.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    12/19/09

    In reply to Minnesota "Wild Fire" Pun Used in Headline
    First our White House, now our second-rate hockey memorabilia. Fucking Canada.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/18/09

    In reply to Time To Start Worrying About The Brains Of Hockey Players, If You Weren't Already
    Yeah, but what about the study analyzing PIM for terrible masturbators?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/18/09

    In reply to Time To Start Worrying About The Brains Of Hockey Players, If You Weren't Already
    who can now be seen on YouTube either punching Bobby Orr in the face or talking haltingly with his son from a rehabilitation bed

    And, in one additional video directed by David Lynch, he's doing both.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/18/09

    In reply to Time To Start Worrying About The Brains Of Hockey Players, If You Weren't Already
    In the morning, the children will see him. He knows what they will ask. And he knows, as always, he won't have an answer.

    Just tell them the truth: you're dressed like Santa and stink of egg nog because Santa framed you after you woke up and saw him.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/18/09

    In reply to Time To Start Worrying About The Brains Of Hockey Players, If You Weren't Already
    I believe what you meant to say was: now the NHL can pretend to address the issue as soon as it happens to one of it's superstars because when it happens almost daily to someone that we're currently not marketing we really don't give a fucking shit.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/18/09

    @twoeightnine: Tommy would never suggest something so cynical.
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    Image of meatbat meatbat
    12/18/09

    @twoeightnine: I would say LaFontaine and Lindros were superstars. The NHL has come a long way on concussions (treatment, knowledge, equipment, etc.), but they can't take what they know now and go back even 10 years.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/18/09

    In reply to Time To Start Worrying About The Brains Of Hockey Players, If You Weren't Already
    ...the league would have no comment on McKee's diagnosis until it "had a chance to read and digest it."

    In charge of the NHL's investigation into the matter will be George "The Animal" Steele.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/18/09

    In reply to Time To Start Worrying About The Brains Of Hockey Players, If You Weren't Already
    In the morning, the children will see him. He knows what they will ask. And he knows, as always, he won't have an answer.

    "Daddy, who's the dumb shit who thought it would be a good idea for the Flyers to wear pants on the ice?"
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/18/09

    In reply to Time To Start Worrying About The Brains Of Hockey Players, If You Weren't Already
    Blood appears on Fleming's jersey, spreading fast like ink on a blotter.

    The simile police have just arrested hockey-fights.com and thrown it in jail, caged like a rabid animal looking for it's prey.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/18/09

    In reply to Time To Start Worrying About The Brains Of Hockey Players, If You Weren't Already
    Reggie Fleming, a brawling defenseman from hockey's pre-helmet days,

    That's where I stopped. They wear helmets now. I imagine that might help.
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    Edited by Phintastic at 12/18/09 1:08 PM Phintastic was starred Phintastic was unstarred
    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/18/09

    @Phintastic: They also move and hit much much harder nowadays.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/18/09

    @twoeightnine:

    True, I get that, but I'll wait for a study on the generation that actually wore helmets. Should we be shocked that men playing a violent game with no head protection might have gotten fucked up from it? Let's ask Muhammad Ali.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    12/18/09

    @Phintastic: Well I know an 18-year-old who's on her (yes, her) third concussion in the last two seasons. I am going to guess that the data will remain consistent. At least.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/18/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah:

    That's rough.
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    Edited by Phintastic at 12/18/09 1:46 PM Phintastic was starred Phintastic was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/18/09

    In reply to Time To Start Worrying About The Brains Of Hockey Players, If You Weren't Already
    What's next, a call for condoms on bukkake.org?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/18/09

    @AzureTexan: Hasn't hurt web traffic on bukkake.gov and bukkake.edu.
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    Edited by MarkKelsosMigraine at 12/18/09 1:12 PM MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/18/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I wouldn't know, because I still subscribe to the print edition of Bukkake Quarterly.
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    12/18/09

    @AzureTexan: That's what Drew's wife calls the Victoria's Secret catalog when he's done with it.
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment Edited by I Like Cheap Beer at 12/18/09 1:38 PM I Like Cheap Beer was starred I Like Cheap Beer was unstarred
    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/17/09

    In reply to Rough Season For The Flyers Naturally Leads To Cuckolding Rumors
    Danny Briere also slept with Hartnell's wife but that's ok, he's still nursing.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/17/09

    In reply to Rough Season For The Flyers Naturally Leads To Cuckolding Rumors
    Rod Brind'Amour was traded to Carolina after Eric Lindros slept with his woman.

    In Lindros's defense, he was unconscious when that happened.
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    Image of OchentaYcinco OchentaYcinco
    12/17/09

    In reply to Rough Season For The Flyers Naturally Leads To Cuckolding Rumors
    Only a guy with a prop trunk would even try to pull off a shirt like that.
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    Lionel Osbourne promoted this comment OchentaYcinco was starred OchentaYcinco was unstarred
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