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    Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés

    Congratulations, Kid. You've Been Drafted.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/23/09

    In reply to Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés
    "He has a slap shot like Al MacInnis, skates like Pavel Bure, and parties like Chris Simon..really a total package"
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/23/09

    In reply to Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés
    It was said that Alexei Cherepanov played with tremendous heart.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/23/09

    In reply to Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés
    "Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés"


    Wipe your finger across the top to get rid of the foam


    That's not dirt in the bottom of the cup, that's the High Country Barley!


    Blue Moon doesn't actually contain any ball sweat!

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/23/09

    In reply to Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés
    a great, American born kid


    In Canada, he'd be Elvis Stojko


    /xenophobe'd

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/23/09

    In reply to Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés
    Calling Travis Roy a "stand up guy" on draft day was in poor taste.
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    Image of Wawa Wawa
    06/23/09

    In reply to Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés
    Has been compared to [insert current NHLer]


    These always seem to be Joe Thorton somehow.

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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    06/23/09

    @Wawa: Steve Yzerman gets a lot of play.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/23/09

    In reply to Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés
    And if we dont select Tavares, I will personally slide Garth Snow down a giant razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol...
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    Image of bighead82 bighead82
    06/23/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Listening to some sort of hockey speak on this box in my car, the Rangers GM mentioned that he would take Duchene #1 if he was the Isles.


    Duchene is slotted somewhere in the middle of the 1st round...nowhere close to first.


    Your move Garth Snow.

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    Image of meatbat meatbat
    06/23/09

    @bighead82: Duchene is rated third. He moved up a lot over the course of the year and was dominant in the playoffs.

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: This could be another Daigle/Pronger year.
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    06/23/09

    @bighead82: of course, we'll value the opinion of the GM with the league's highest payroll who cant get to the 2nd round of the playoffs. Call me when Ken Holland or Lou Lamaierello says it.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/23/09

    @bighead82:


    Duchesne is rated #3 by pretty much every scouting service.


    Some people are reminded of this being the draft where Alexandre Daigle was the unquestioned #1 pick and a big powerful defenceman went #2 - Chris Pronger. Hedman has Pronger-type talent.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/23/09

    @meatbat:


    Or I could have read your comment before posting mine.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/23/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak:


    What if Mike Milbury says it?

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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    06/23/09

    @Kid Canada: I already traded the pick for Ryan Malone. Love that grit.
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    Image of The Mighty Pigs The Mighty Pigs
    06/23/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: If its not Tavares, imagine the collective response of the City of Toronto with TB having the second pick. I think it would be something akin to Michael Hutchence finding a plastic bag store.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/23/09

    @The Mighty Pigs:


    Len Barrie will trade the #2 pick to any team willing to buy 10 units in this condo he's developing in northern BC.

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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    06/23/09

    In reply to Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés
    That blog post has tremendous length.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/23/09

    @Athens Grease: ...but limited Upside Potential.
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    Image of Searching For Derek Fisher Searching For Derek Fisher
    06/23/09

    In reply to Getting To Know Your Draft Clichés
    18. "High hockey IQ"


    Isn't that an oxymoron?


    /stereotype'd

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/23/09

    @Searching for Derek Fisher®:


    You think the stereotype is that hockey players are dumber than the rocket scientists playing baseball, football and basketball?

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    06/23/09

    @Kid Canada:


    I thought


    /stereotype'd


    absolved me of being accused of the thought, that it was an understood meme that meant it wasn't me.

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    06/23/09

    @Searching for Derek Fisher®:


    My comment was that I don't believe there's a stereotype that hockey players are stupid. I think they're generally regarded as being the smartest of the major four sports. Whether that's a racism thing, I don't know, but I don't think that's the stereotype.

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