Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Bunny Did Not Ruin Your Sex Life

Today, a new piece slithered out from the murky Annals of Nice Guy-dom — with a twist. The twist is of the furry, sweet, largely sedentary, defecating least 12 times a day variety: a pet bunny! Cute! But also, as the author alleges, completely disastrous to his sex life. » 10/07/13 1:30pm 10/07/13 1:30pm

Man Saves Beached Whale While Golfing, Avoids Obvious Seinfeld Quotes…

A golfer at Lighthouse Sound Golf Course in Maryland briefly interrupted his round to jump into the ocean and save a whale that was stranded. Unfortunately, that's a two-stroke penalty. (Sad update: The whale didn't survive.) [Independent Press] » 5/13/10 9:10pm 5/13/10 9:10pm