Notch a critical victory in the Davis Cup over Romania? A common American response to winning is to while away hours and hours and perhaps your signing bonus in the strip club. Just ask the G-men.

French tennis players Jo-Wilfred Tsonga and Richard Gasquet, however, they had to go get in on the action last week. Exuberant little assholes. What's worse, they made me write a post tangentially about tennis.