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    Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
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    Image of J-No J-No
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    Any female that tells you she wouldn't let Patrick Sharp do whatever he wants to you is just a liar. A Bold Faced Liar.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    If there is one way that I don't want my testicle injury to be described, it's "recurring and incurable."


    Wait, that's 2 ways.

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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    Crosby's lower body injury? Sand in vagina.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    Talk about your Don Cherries.
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    Image of Bluenatic Bluenatic
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    Hockey players play through some batshit insane injuries.


    Here's a quote from a book I'm presently editing:


    "I have over six hundred stitches in my face. I've broken my jaw twice, once in four places, the second time in nineteen places. Broke every finger at least twice. I broke every toe. I've broken my ankle, broken my wrist, broke my ribs, separated shoulders, dislocated fingers, ten or eleven concussions, nine broken noses, pulled groins, two coccyx breaks, hernia surgery on both sides." -- Jeremy Roenick, San Jose Sharks

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    06/11/09

    @Bluenatic: Kevin Stevens would laugh at Jeremy Roenick for his pain, but the Dr. Doom-style metal plate he has beneath his face prevents it.
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    Image of Bluenatic Bluenatic
    06/11/09

    @Juancho: Kevin Stevens also has something else Roenick doesn't have: his name on Lord Stanley's Cup.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/11/09

    @Bluenatic: And a scorching crack habit.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    "How's your Father?"=does not compute


    (off to call my dad, just to check in)

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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    Josias Manzanillo has no sympathy for this pussy.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/11/09

    @Arsenio Billingham: Josias' name on The Mitchell Report. Redefining "Small Ball".
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    media catfights between two Canadians are always fun


    Gourmet Spud is a recently-paroled rapist with two club feet and a rabid appetite for crystal meth.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/11/09

    @Kid Canada: and Kid Canada is 43 lives in his mom's basement!
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    06/11/09

    @Juancho: *and


    why am I leaving out words all over the place today?

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/11/09

    @Juancho:


    Shows what you know. We don't have a basement. I live in the garage.


    POINT, KC!

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/11/09

    @Kid Canada:


    Can't we save this for our nationally syndicated debate show, "Listen Here, Buddy!"?

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/11/09

    @Kid Canada: due to the exchange rate, your point is worth less in the United States than it is in your country, so I still have the advantage. Otherwise, well played.
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    06/11/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    Spud: Eh.
    KC: Eh?
    Spud: Eh...Eh?
    KC: (sotto voice) Eh.

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    Someone needs to quantify what counts as a "less than catastrophic" testicle injury.
    Jimmy Tap?
    Football in the groin?
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/11/09

    In reply to Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
    Next week on "Softball Failures"...
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