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    11/09/09

    In reply to Nick Swisher Is A 12-Year-Old Fangirl
    He should change his name to Nick Sixforfortyseven. #nickswisher
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Nick Swisher Is A 12-Year-Old Fangirl
    Dear Nick, I feel like I can call you Nick because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. #nickswisher
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    11/08/09

    @SponsoredbyV8: I'm sure our relationship would be a real home run. #nickswisher
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    Gary Glitter thinks these guys are way too old for the "Rock n Roll (Part 2) Tongue Bath". #johnnydamon
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    You can all eat shit. #johnnydamon
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    Little known fact: They learned the wide orifice lick from Jon Gosselin.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    The salute was first popularized by Carl Cunnilingus, a little-used by well-liked center fielder on the '27 Yankees. #johnnydamon
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    Image of inscrutablechinaman inscrutablechinaman
    11/02/09

    @AzureTexan: His younger cousin, George Rimjob, toiled in similar obscurity for the Philadelphia Athletics. #johnnydamon
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    11/02/09

    @inscrutablechinaman: His third cousin, Cleveland "Steamer" Jones, also toiled in obscurity for Single-A Gastonia and Double-A Brownsville.
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    Edited by AzureTexan at 11/02/09 11:35 AM AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
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    11/02/09

    @AzureTexan: "Steamer" Jones' son-in-law was Rick Felch, a journeyman middle reliever who spent most of his career with the Milwaukee Braves. #johnnydamon
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    It's all fun and games until some young Quaker gal believes Nick Swisher actually loves her. #johnnydamon
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    If the Yankees can Lick It Up, you can bet New York is gonna Rock and Roll All Night. #johnnydamon
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    You know, Philly is really a football town. #johnnydamon
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/23/09

    In reply to Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat
    Pedro Feliz is by far the Phillies' worst hitter.

    He's hit 2 home runs this series. #newyorkyankees
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    10/23/09

    In reply to Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat
    "At this point, Swisher would be hard-pressed to hit a home run with Adrian Peterson's dick."
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/23/09

    In reply to Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat
    And a sports reporter in Newark is the best available authority on what a dumpster smells like in the hot sun. #newyorkyankees
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/23/09

    In reply to Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat
    I guess Ted Williams is not worthy of the HOF and the label "Greatest Hitter Ever".

    5 for 25 in his only World Series. #newyorkyankees
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    10/23/09

    In reply to Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat
    Brett Gardner is hitting .667, so he's better than A-Rod and Jeter combined. Right? #newyorkyankees
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    10/23/09

    In reply to Yankees' Loss Inspires Frantic Search For New Small-Sample-Size Scapegoat
    Wait, you're not saying his 29 HRs in the regular season were some kind of New Yankee Stadium-aided fluke are you? Cuz that's crazy talk. #newyorkyankees
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/23/09

    @shea_guevara:
    Nick Swisher
    Home Runs at Yankee Stadium: 8
    Home Runs away: 21

    [www.baseball-reference.com] #newyorkyankees
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    10/23/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Thank you #newyorkyankees
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