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    If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    Excellent timing. I am headed to Spain in three weeks and I have a case of that Orbit Sweet Mint gum that says my husband will be the most popular man there. And it will double as an excellent diversion when they try to jack my purse. This is gonna be awesome.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    Circumcision: not big in Europe


    Ahh, the 'Ol Catholic Tuxedo

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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    Those cheerleaders in the pic, they look like the JV squad from a local high school.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    04/30/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd: So you are saying that we really need to know the age of consent over there. Good because that is exactly what I was thinking.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    what the Austrians call "Luft-Schlagen" or "the air slap"


    And then he went home, turned on the tele, and caught the end of "Dunkken-Hund" or what the Austrians call "Air Bud."

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    The photo proves it! This guy's from a Frank Miller comic.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    Blacker than Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove" album cover ?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    If you don't want to get Sparkasse, don't eat the "Schnitzengreuben Surprise"
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    Up here we just call it a Tuxedo.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    I was in Madrid with my family riding a sky tram over a park that is know for Nigerian prostitutes. I am pretty sure I looked down and saw a lady run over and shove her bare breasts into a car window that just pulled up. This was in the middle of the day.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    "Like fucking House of Pain was gonna do anything?"
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/30/09

    @ScientificMapp: You see he's Irish but he's not a leprechaun
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    04/30/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: He doesn't eat steak but he'll fuck up a potato.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    Who am I Bobby De Niro? Less Nigerian hookers, more blogging about you being fellated by puppy eyes in the bar pic there, Scalabrine. She looks cute from this side of the monitor.
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    Image of That-Dude That-Dude
    04/30/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Pretty sure that's his sister, per the first post.


    / not sure at all, quite possibly a bold faced lie.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/30/09

    @That-Dude: when in Austria.....
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/30/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Yes, I two would like more "puppy eyes" felating tales.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    DID THEY SWALLOW THE GUM?????


    You have to finish the story man.

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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    The University of Connecticut's weight room is a testament to big time college football


    I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/30/09

    @BigTenObsession: Yeah man, wait till you get slaughtered in the Rose Bowl before you call yourself big time.
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    04/30/09

    @BigTenObsession: tell that to the 5 UCONN players selected in the first 100 picks of the NFL draft.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/30/09

    In reply to If You Don't Want To Be Hassled By Nigerian Prostitutes, Don't Chew Gum
    Banana hammocks are a recession proof investment.


    Except when in the pool.

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