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What you missed while attempting to offset your Winky Wright gambling losses by applying for a job as an NBA ref...
• Boxing: Bernard Hopkins clutched and butted his way to an unsatisfying decision over Winky Wright. After the fight Hopkins called out Joe Calzaghe who could be heard laughing all the way from Wales.
What you missed while playing with your Keith Richards action figure ...
• NBA: And just for the hell of it, you get a technical for reading this. Jazz 100, Warriors 87.
• MLB: Randy Johnson pitches six gem-like innings, is then placed back into the plastic container to prevent spoilage. Diamondbacks 3, Rockies 0.
What you missed while you were trying to nail your girlfriend on your parent's couch while watching Prime.
•College football: I wanna be a cowboy, baby. I can smell a pig from a mile away.
• NBA: Nowitski...goooood!
• College football: Rutgers caps off memorable season with win in bowl game that will never have the… »