Kliff Kingsbury Morphing Into Charlie Weis Is Quite Disturbing

The Big 12 has a commercial with some of the conference's coaches morphing into each other, and that's how we get Kliff Kingsbury turning into Charlie Weis. This transformation can actually happen if Kingsbury screws up every major decision in his future. Don't do that, Kliff. You're too handsome to ever coach Kansas. » 8/31/14 2:35pm Sunday 2:35pm

Joaquin Phoenix's Forehead Face Will Freak You The Hell Out

It's all fun and games when this video, a clip from the movie Her, first starts, but then you start to really get lost in the weird, red-bearded face that is hidden on Joaquin Phoenix's forehead, and you start wondering if maybe we all have secret forehead faces. And what if they are all as angry as Joaquin Phoenix's… » 7/17/14 12:15pm 7/17/14 12:15pm

In 1908, The Chicago Cubs' Mascot Was A Terrifying Squirrelbeast

OK, so I'm pretty sure that this abomination is supposed to be a bear (cub?), but you can't convince me that it doesn't look more like a nightmare squirrel that was spawned in the deepest pit of Hell. In fact, I don't think it's posing in this picture at all. I think the bloodthirsty beast is actually lurching toward… » 10/17/13 5:10pm 10/17/13 5:10pm

Oregon's Cheerleaders Would Like To Haunt Your Dreams Now

Having run out of new color schemes and design tweaks to throw at their football uniforms, the Oregon Ducks have turned their attention toward the team's cheerleaders. The cheerleaders will be wearing custom contacts at this weekend's game against Washington, and oh man are they unsettling. Do not stare at the… » 10/11/13 12:46pm 10/11/13 12:46pm

The Purported CT Scan Of Mark Fraser's Head Is Terrifying

Three days ago, Maple Leafs defenseman Mark Fraser took a puck to the face. The image above may or may not be Fraser's CT scan from St. Michael's Hospital in Toronto; we're still working on that (although in the top-right corner, it does say "FRASER, MA(RK?)." Whoever that is, though, that gigantic chip in their… » 5/11/13 12:50pm 5/11/13 12:50pm

With Their Name Change Looming, The New Orleans Hornets Have Also…

It is, by now, established that if and when the New Orleans Hornets change their name to the Pelicans, they'll have one of the best mascots in the league. Feisty, local, unique—its got everything you'd want in a mascot, and the Pelicans will rocket to the top of the standings based on their team name alone. New… » 12/22/12 11:30am 12/22/12 11:30am

"Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummified Bird" Is Exactly What It Sounds…

Courtesy of the great commonwealth of Kentucky, we have this horrifying creation, which was posted on ebay last Sunday. The seller set a starting bid of $550 for his artfully arranged shriveled cat carcass. Someone must have jumped on that incredible deal, because the item is no longer for sale. » 9/27/12 1:45pm 9/27/12 1:45pm