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whimsy

Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style


So you know those terrifying Montana anti-meth ads that were recently taken off the air?. Well, in an inspired bit of dark whimsy, The Great Barstoolio had put together a sports compendium of the ads. More »

2:20 PM on Mon May 5 2008
By Leitch
12,251 views, 74 comments

Latest by Human_Cannonball: 15 is too young for sex, but with Roger Clemens it's not.Scabs, hallucinations, and body sores and that's just from the first Matt Leinart party I went to. more »

jobs for this wintry economic climate

Hurry, Before Alex Rodriguez Steals This Job

On Friday, Gawker received an email from the editor of femalemuscle.com, who is on the look out for a full-time blogger to take make "femalemuscle.com into the Gawker of her genre." Well, knowing that there are a few of you out there who are sports blog hobbyists looking to go pro, it only seemed natural that we pass it along. You can get the details over here. More »

5:15 PM on Mon Apr 21 2008
By DAULERIO
6,499 views, 46 comments

dad?

We Won't Even Talk About The Pirate Ship On His Ass

All we really know about Mr. John Herold here is that he was arrested for trespassing on Feb. 1, 2008, somewhere in Florida. Now, seeing that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' season ended on Jan. 6, we have to assume that those are permanent tattoos, right? Must have seemed like a good idea at the time. Such are the delights of scrolling through Mugshotdujour.com, which is a must-visit if you don't mind the night terrors. Herold may be the top sports-related entry, although this next guy comes close. More »

6:15 PM on Thu Apr 17 2008
By rickchand
7,080 views, 30 comments

Latest by Nose Tackle Romper: I bet the guy with the unibrow tat has a Tasmanian Devil inked somewhere on his body more »

brazilian soccer dwarves

Under The Brazilian Rainbow


Via Sports By Brooks comes this seemingly tall tale about these terrifying little fellers , who are supposedly part of Brazil's all dwarf soccer team, the "Gigantes do Norte."Even though this squad is not even close to being gigante in physical size, they are so in spirit, apparently. More »

4:00 PM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By DAULERIO
4,115 views, 109 comments

very nice!

Meanwhile, In New Zealand ...

If there's one rule I've lived by in this life, it's this: Never try to separate a New Zealand rugby fan from his mankini. The charming gentleman here is both a fan of the movie Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, and of fine rugby. But he and other fans like him are banned from wearing the Borat-style mankini at this year's International Sevens competition in Wellington. And now I, also, feel a bit sheepish about wearing mine at sporting events. Sorry, girls! More »

3:10 PM on Tue Jan 29 2008
By rickchand
3,979 views, 37 comments

Latest by cdrbarney: Got to admire his balls. Actually we had no choice in the matter thanks to the photo. The love he is getting has me thinking all new strategy. more »

goodbye, sweet deadspin

Ahhhh! Nightmare Ant Has Spawned!


Sorry, I couldn't resist. More »

5:30 PM on Sun Jan 27 2008
By skeets
19,447 views, 1467 comments

Latest by TheRunningboard7: WOW, A SCHOONER!! more »

nightmare fuel

Rick Majerus Will Show You His Billiken

I'm not sure what the monster is supposed to be in Cloverfield, but it can't be any more horrifying than this. From the pages of Sports Illustrated, via Larry Brown Sports, comes Tales of Nude Rick Majerus. Apparently the Saint Louis coach loves being naked, and it's not the good naked, as Seinfeld would say. Here's the excerpt that will chill you to the bone, from when Majerus was with Utah: More »

2:20 PM on Fri Jan 18 2008
By rickchand
12,887 views, 55 comments

nightmare fuel

Roger Clemens Had An Abscess On His Butt

Aren't you glad you knew that? Is your day not more enlightened than before? In a story found by Steroid Nation in the New York Times, trainer Brian McNamee goes into totally unnecessary detail about the aftereffects of injecting Clemens with steroids. More »

1:55 PM on Sun Jan 13 2008
By sussman
8,953 views, 28 comments

if dr. seuss designed swimwear

The Chinese Olympic Swimsuits Are Here ... Yeesh

It's true: One man's sexy is another man's nightmare fuel. Mostly though, aren't these swimsuits just impractical? Aerodynamic they ain't. However, if you're swimming in the ocean I suppose the front there could be used to collect baby smelt and other small bait fish. China never fails to confuse me. More »

2:20 PM on Fri Jan 4 2008
By rickchand
8,363 views, 60 comments

fake pti

Dueling Dan Le Batards


Not much going on today besides ex-sports stars trying to out-drink and drive each other and Wisconsin upsetting No. 9 Texas on a huge three-pointer. So here's two Dan Le Batard's talking about Bill Parcells on some well done Pardon The Interruption parody. Whatever. It's the final weekend of the year. Laugh a little.

4:00 PM on Sat Dec 29 2007
By skeets
1,206 views, 13 comments

nightmare ant redux

He's Baaaaaaaaaaack!

If it were up to me I would not be reposting this. I find 'Nightmare Ant' creepy, intimidating and more than a little demonic. But the truth is, I have very little control over this site anymore. Neither does Will. Yeah, it's 'Nightmare Ant' calling the shots now. And if 'Nightmare Ant' wants his photo reposted or a link to some weird senior bowling story, so be it. More »

5:30 PM on Sat Dec 15 2007
By skeets
11,199 views, 607 comments

nightmare fuel

Meet Your New American Gladiators

What better way to start burying our infamous 'Nightmare Ant' overlord than with another entry into the timeless "nightmare fuel" tag? Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you ... one of you newest American Gladiators ... HELLGA! More »

2:05 PM on Sat Dec 15 2007
By skeets
12,857 views, 82 comments

Nightmare Ant

239 comments

nightmare fuel

The Winter Olympic Mascots Are ... Yeaagh! What The Hell? ...

Inspired by Native American tales of creatures that will claw children's eyes out if they don't behave, please welcome the new Winter Olympic mascots, Quatchi, Miga and Sumi! The Games are a mere 2 1/2 years from now, so these charming critters need to get right to work, doing, um, whatever it is they do. Informative and educational? Not in the least! Not a single one can actually be found in nature! More »

3:00 PM on Wed Nov 28 2007
By rickchand
7,180 views, 100 comments

yahhhhhhh

Canadian PSAs Are Clearly Not Messing Around


The above public service announcement has been running during Hockey Night In Canada on CBC up north. It is definitive proof that Canadians are terrifying. Heavens to Betsy! More »

1:05 PM on Wed Nov 28 2007
By Leitch
49,313 views, 159 comments

you must have been something before electricity

Even Jets Fans Are Asking Her Not To Take It Off

Of all the European soccer promotions ever seen, this is by far the most interesting. By which I mean, you may have my eyes now. I have a donor card, so please make sure they go to a worthy recipient, like an NBA ref. More »

1:00 PM on Fri Nov 23 2007
By rickchand
6,435 views, 39 comments

Normally we wouldn't run a photo of Carrot Top, but this Hopkins Summer League looks intriguing. [dlisted]

7 comments

stick and move

Oscar De La Hoya Is Feeling Even More Pretty Than Usual


We're not sure what the heck was going through Oscar de la Hoya's mind when he posed for these photos, and, frankly, we probably don't want to. There's another after the jump, and you can find the whole sordid spread right here. Yipes. More »

1:59 PM on Wed Sep 19 2007
By Leitch
193,962 views, 131 comments

Latest by Mario Probably Took Them on Dlisted - Be Very Afraid:   Extra TV's Mario Lopez spoke to Oscar De La Hoya about those tranny pictures that his lawyer have already denied as being real.   Mario said, “Oscar and I have been friends for a long time…we go more »