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    Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?

    We Think Ninjas Would Make Great Closers, Actually
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    I really hope when it's my time, I go the exact same way.


    Wait, no, that didn't come out right... I mean the death by Ninjas part. Not the whole auto-erotic asphyxiation and rope tied to my junk part.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    Rumor has it he'd been telling people he wanted to live the "swinger" lifestyle.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    How fortunate for Geragos that he chose to advertise his firm on the front cover of the LA edition of the YELLOW BOOK.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    Lucky for Mark Geragos he had the good sense to advertise his firm on the front cover of the YELLOW BOOK.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    Carradine refused to join M. Bison's team of assassins?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    "Rick Chandler" leaves. Ninjas appear. David Carradine killed by Ninjas. Coincidence? I don't fucking think so.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    So Carradine's going to start showing up over at The Rookies?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    Police have identified the following individual as a "person of interest:"


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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    As far as ninjas go, ones that send you off with a mind-blowingly intense, oxygen-deprived orgasm ain't half bad.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    That's how "ninjas" do it these days... they tie your hands above your head, tie up your genitals, put you in a simulated-maturbatory position, file old reports from your ex-wife claiming that you were a sexual deviant, and force old lovers to come forward and make statements about your penchant for freaky auto-erotic asphixiation play.


    Sneaky ninjas.

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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/08/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: A page straight out of the Tokugawa Shogunate's playbook.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    06/08/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Somebody's been watching Deadliest Warrior...
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    See, now you're just trying to piss Whitlock off.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    Carradine has simply gone on to comment at the big Wordpress blog in the sky.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    Carradine's last words?


    "Hoc-key."

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    Banhangered?
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    Image of BummerItsDaley BummerItsDaley
    06/08/09

    In reply to Ninjas Responsible For The Death Of David Carradine?
    When Clint Eastwood dies, cowboys will be to blame.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/08/09

    @BummerItsDaley: Or the fact that he's approaching 700 and has no functioning internal organs.
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