I think the guy on the right is saying "I'll be using this hand to masturbate tonight because my girlfriend is either going home with the Panda or the pitcher."
In that first picture, you can totally see the Panda repeating to himself "Keep your eyes above sea level..keep your eyes above sea level...keep your eyes above sea level"
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I thought Dashiell was the Fleshbot writer.
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