Nomar Garciaparra Tried To Convince Astronauts The Moon Landing Was…

Go read Doug Bailey's piece in Boston magazine, because any time a media strategist for one of the most media-dysfunctional franchises in sports starts telling tales out of school, it's well worth your time. Especially when Bailey's former employer is reportedly furious about it. » 1/04/12 3:30pm 1/04/12 3:30pm

Nomar Garciaparra Appears To Have Drowned Himself In A Sea Of Cliches

Your morning roundup for Aug. 4, the day Dollywood offered a refund to a couple of lesbians. H/T to Adam for the video clip. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 8/04/11 10:17am 8/04/11 10:17am

We Hope They Turn Out Overweight And Lethargic

To celebrate his new big-ass contract for the Dodgers — and the inevitable shredding of some sort of tender tendon that will result — Nomar Garciaparra has found a fertile place in Mia Hamm that his seed might find purchase. » 11/29/06 12:15pm 11/29/06 12:15pm

Sad Days For The Iranian Baseball Team

In light of the news that the government of Iran is banning athletes "with an effeminate look," we send our condolences to the Iranian national baseball team. For a while, you probably had a chance to talk A-Rod into playing for you guys. But now, man, you're not gonna get any of these guys. Sorry. » 5/09/06 12:15pm 5/09/06 12:15pm