Thanks To ESPN, It'll Be Our Merriest Christmas Ever

rickchand — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:40:37 EST

This Christmas why not give the card that says "Not only am I cheap, but I have no sense of humor."? It's Holiday Smack Cards from ESPN; which can be sent to friends and loved ones, and hilarity is sure to ensue. That is, if your idea of humor is a toilet flushing. I can just picture some folks at Page 2 sitting around a conference table, brainstorming ideas for this: "So, Grossman could throw the pass, and the ball could be gift-wrapped! Like a present!" (Silence). "Because, he tends to throw a lot of interceptions!" (Acceptance, applause).

We passed on the ESPN cards, and sent the following ones this year instead.

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In Case You Want Your New Year's Eve Party Invitation Rescinded [100 Percent Injury Rate]
Holiday Smack Cards [ESPN]

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

rickchand — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:10:15 EST

ESPN searched its message boards this morning for its wittiest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "We can't force-feed our sport to those who either A) don't get it, or B) don't want to get it." — Play Better

(Re: NHL pursuit of fans)

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, and a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Everyone is a Boston fan now, but no team (besides the Spurs) has been as consistent as Detroit." — HOCKEY HISTORIAN

• And to think everyone told him that a BA in History of Marginal Winter Sports would be a waste of money. — Katni

• Everyone loves linen now, but no fabric (besides cotton) has been as sexy as leather-Boomer1979 — Ukrainenotweak

Deadspin: norby! hears a who

Thanks To ESPN, It'll Be Our Merriest Christmas Ever

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day