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    New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
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    Image of Storming the Floor Storming the Floor
    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    I don't mind Normal Nutz, as long as they add the prefix "Smaller Than".
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    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert's political satire funhouse


    That is also an apt desciption of Rush Limbaugh's show, correct?

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    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    The Normal Bowel Movements
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    04/22/09

    @It-burns-when-I-Peavy: and that concludes the tour through your bile systems.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    I think this team relocated. They used to be in Effington, but:


    fans were f'ing in their yards,

    f'ing in their cars

    f'ing in the trailers and the backroads and the parking lots of Effington

    So the team made it's way to Normal, Illinois

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    Image of Larry Horse Larry Horse
    04/22/09

    @HockeyMountain: I assume you mean Effingham?
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    04/22/09

    @Larry Horse: Nope... I meant Effington. Not sure what Ben Folds meant though.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    Why not capitalize on the popularity of Colbert?


    It worked well when the board of tourism used Warren Harding's campaign slogan.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    This is a total rip-off, another team in Illinois already named themselves after Jon Stewart.


    The Champaign One-of-them-funny-ha-ha-Jews start play next season.

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    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    Meanwhile, Craig Kilborn hopes to get a callback for that hemmoroid ad. He believes he nailed the audition.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    The only thing left for Colbert to have named after him is a disease.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    04/22/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Symptoms may include mild hulkism, spontaneous pregnancy, and brain tooth.
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    04/22/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder:


    Other symptoms may include Siamese elbow, granny mouth and rectal frosting.

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    04/22/09

    @Gourmet Spud: And some kind of NFL penalty.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    I agree they should name the team in honor of Colbert.


    Normal CoatTailers has a nice ring to it.

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    Image of ErnestGrahamGoesToVoluntaryMiniCamp ErnestGrahamGoesToVoluntaryMiniCamp
    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    As of 3:06 PM CDT:


    17%: Coal Bears


    0%: CornBelters


    4%: NightHawks


    78%: Nutz


    As a former Peorian, Normal people are fucking nutz.

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    04/22/09

    @ErnestGrahamGoesToVoluntaryMin...: Normal sucks. That's it. No joke.


    /Bradley student

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    04/22/09

    @LittleWaynesBleedingHead:


    My sister is a senior and a Chi-Omega at BU. I loathe both towns, but if I had a choice, Peoria has a taller bridge to throw myself off of.


    Go Braves.

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    04/22/09

    @ErnestGrahamGoesToVoluntaryMin...: See, I thin they are just about the same place, except you know Peoria is loaded with WHORES! No for real, more whores per capita than anywhere else in America. So there's something to hang your hat on.
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    04/22/09

    In reply to New Baseball Franchise Attempts To Hitch Its Wagon To Stephen Colbert's Star (Update)
    Normal Nutz


    Something Clemens will never have again.

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