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New York, 6:04 AM
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    Norm Macdonald's Bob Uecker Story
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    06/15/09

    In reply to ESPN Ombudsperson Of Significant Interest: Don Ohlmeyer
    I'm still pulling for Magary.
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    06/15/09

    In reply to ESPN Ombudsperson Of Significant Interest: Don Ohlmeyer
    Because we need to post one of the greatest Late Show interviews ever right now:


    That fucking Quisling.

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    06/15/09

    In reply to ESPN Ombudsperson Of Significant Interest: Don Ohlmeyer
    Guarantees will never hear Norm McDonald's name mentioned in the ESPN universe.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/08/09

    In reply to Norm Macdonald's Bob Uecker Story
    One time I was watching Norm's stand-up at the San Jose Improv. He said something like "We gotta bring down the big LSD Corporations".


    I cleverly yelled out "Fuck 'em"


    He laughed and said "Yeah, fuck 'em"


    It was the greatest moment of my life.

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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    05/08/09

    @Karlifornia: Here's my Norm story. He was drunk and/or stoned in Aspen. I met him backstage with my husband and some friends and he viciously hit on me in front of my husband (I'm not that good-looking, so that's how I know he was bombed).


    And he tried to pick me up by asking me what books I had read lately and what I thought of Vonnegut.


    It was the greatest moment of my life when Norm McDonald thought I was a sleazy librarian.

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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    05/08/09

    @Hockeymom: It was also great when Norm Macdonald hit on me.
    That, too.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/08/09

    @Hockeymom: So, just curious....What are you reading nowadays, and what do you think of Bukowski?
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    05/08/09

    @Karlifornia: "Sometimes, you just have to pee in the sink."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/08/09

    In reply to Norm Macdonald's Bob Uecker Story
    That story would have been funnier if he was wearing that funny hat he found backstage. It's funny because, ah, it's bigger than, you know, a normal hat.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/08/09

    In reply to Norm Macdonald's Bob Uecker Story
    Uke seems like a regular guy. I bet we could find him Down On The Corner.
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    05/08/09

    In reply to Norm Macdonald's Bob Uecker Story
    He's awesome. But I don't quite know if his awesomeness is because of, or in spite of his lackluster movie and tv efforts, drug and alcohol abuse, and minimal creative output.
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    05/08/09

    In reply to Norm Macdonald's Bob Uecker Story
    I bet that's the first time in his entire life that Norm MacDonald has worn a suit.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/08/09

    In reply to Norm Macdonald's Bob Uecker Story
    Unlike Hasselhoff Bob Uecker isn't big in Germany. He's not big in France, or Finland or even Austria. He has a very small penis.
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    05/08/09

    In reply to Norm Macdonald's Bob Uecker Story
    Norm fucking rules.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/08/09

    In reply to Norm Macdonald's Bob Uecker Story
    He had to clean it up for TV, but he was telling the same stories on the Howard Stern show earlier, and apparently Bob Uecker's favorite pastimes are saying "Fuck", contemplating the blowjob skills of every woman at the baseball game he's announcing, and performing mock executions.
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