Aaron Boone Goes Knuckle-Deep On ESPN Megacast

Aaron Boone is one of a number of ESPN personalities featured on tonight's Megacast "ESPN Voices" broadcast on ESPNU, which has mostly consisted of allowing viewers to watch talent eat food. Or in Aaron Boone's case, watch him pick his nose. » 1/12/15 11:52pm 1/12/15 11:52pm

Which Is The Best Nose-Picking Finger?

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering free coffee, Robin Williams, fake vaginas, and more. » 8/19/14 3:03pm 8/19/14 3:03pm

Picking Your Nose On Television Is Not A Violation Of BYU's Honor Code

Hot on the heels of a fervent nationally-broadcast nosepicker, a BYU fan is running with the nostril-spelunking baton. Last night's NIT bout in Provo between the Cougars and Washington turned out to be a snoozer, but even early on this gentleman was more interested in his own sneezer. » 3/20/13 3:02pm 3/20/13 3:02pm

Even Though The Colts Lost, Center A.Q. Shipley Picked A Winner

The Texans rolled past Indianapolis Sunday by a 29-17 score, and it left many Colts players to search for answers. Others, meanwhile, went digging for gold. » 12/18/12 9:00am 12/18/12 9:00am

As Playoff Dreams Drift Away, Phillies Fans Will Do Anything To Mask…

With the Nationals and Braves storming to guaranteed playoff spots, it stands to figure that the teams would leave some division foes in the wake of their success. Sure, the Marlins and Mets found themselves buried with regularity this year, but for Phillies fans accustomed to the team's success, being left on the… » 9/27/12 9:00am 9/27/12 9:00am

When It Comes To Gymnastics, It's Good To Pick A Winner

We always enjoy catching people knuckle-deep, but it's somewhat disturbing in this context. It's probably because of the come-hither look on his face. (It's actually because of his pencil mustache.) » 8/01/12 9:00am 8/01/12 9:00am

Phillies Fan Goes Knuckle-Deep

I'm not sure what this Phillies fan, who made it up to Citi Field for last night's win over the Mets, should be more embarrassed about. The fact that the cameras perfectly caught him prospecting for green gold, or that he's wearing a division championship shirt. (H/T Debra) » 5/31/12 11:10am 5/31/12 11:10am

"Here's Our Resident Nerd, Picking His Nose"

The backlash against advanced statistics in baseball by so-called "purists" can get tiresome, but there's no denying a few of the stereotypes about those dealing in the numbers game sometimes hold true. Here's a shot of Astros Director of Decision Sciences (seriously, that's his job title) Sig Mejdal from yesterday's… » 5/07/12 9:00am 5/07/12 9:00am

Here's Rush Limbaugh Picking His Nose At The Super Bowl

Ignore the undead apparition that is Steven Tyler for a moment and check out the dude in the corner of Robert Kraft's box. Pick a winner! » 2/05/12 7:22pm 2/05/12 7:22pm

Yep, It Looks Like A Wisconsin Assistant Coach Ate A Booger At The Rose…

We think this is Wisconsin assistant coach Joe Rudolph pulling a Spaulding in the first quarter of the Rose Bowl; here it is in full forensic-quality slow-mo and zoomed-in just for your enjoyment. [ESPN] » 1/02/12 7:10pm 1/02/12 7:10pm

Illinois Ball Boy Later Flagged For Unsportsmanlike Conduct While…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 1, the day we whimsically shook our heads and thought "they've done it again." Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/01/12 9:59am 1/01/12 9:59am

NBA's Opening Day: A Knuckle-Deep Recap

The NBA's Opening Day spectacular matched such high-profile teams, it was hard to pick winners. Indeed, only a savvy gambler would have tried to take a day of entertainment and turn it into a gold-digging expedition. It all followed on a preseason in which the Mavericks went drilling for oil with the Lamar Odom trade… » 12/26/11 11:45am 12/26/11 11:45am

Major League Booger-Picking, Possible Booger-Eating In Montreal

Sorry chum, hate to call you out on this, but you've got seats behind the bench, and with our jealously comes the desire to make fun of you for going to town on (inter)national TV. » 2/25/11 12:10pm 2/25/11 12:10pm

Boston Fan Finally Picks A Winner

After a sweep three straight losses at the hands of Tampa Bay, the Red Sox fall into fourth in the AL East. The Boston media may be panicking, but at least one fan appears to have struck gold. » 4/18/10 6:30pm 4/18/10 6:30pm