Suddenly My High School Years Look Sad And Lackluster

OK, the intern staff here at Deadspin labored for hours trying to find a sports connection to this story, and came up empty (all have been fired). Nonetheless, here is is, because it contains perhaps the greatest sentence ever seen in a news item in the English language. There is more hilarity each time I read it.… » 2/08/08 3:15pm 2/08/08 3:15pm