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ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)There can't be that many people watching ESPNU at 3:17AM, but on Saturday there was at least one, and he got a little surprise while hunting for a late-night sports fix (very NSFW)....

The Scottish Football Association Will Not Abide Your Pantomimed Oral SexThe Scottish Football Association has banned players Barry Ferguson and Allan McGregor for making the shocking (SHOCKING!) hand gesture seen to your left. Who would've guessed the Scottish Football Association were such pussies? [Guardian]...

Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Here's a pretty amazing story about one brave spear fisherman who went all Stabby McStabberson to keep a hungry tiger shark from eating his friend....