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Rabid Raccoon Walks Into Woman's House, Sleeps On Her Bed, Attacks HerA poor woman in Massachusetts needs rabies shots after some dickhead raccoon walked into her house, slept on her bed, and attacked her face....

Ohio Man Wants Buckeye Removed As State Tree Because It's A "Bisexual" PlantEarlier this month, in the letters to the editor section of the Findlay (Ohio) Courier, this gem ran:...

Spending a Night With OscarThe Academy Awards might not have anything to do with sports, but they give me an excuse to run this picture from Sports Wrap. Plus, there's going to be plenty of Jon Stewart, cleavage, and gambling opportunities, all things a lot of us enjoy. Follow after the jump for my bets and my pick for best c...