Meet The Mets' Sad Fan

Type "mets fan" into Google Images and you get a good cross-section of Mets Nation, everything from the disappointed to the dejected. A prime example: that downtrodden, scruffy-looking twentysomething with his hands held hopelessly atop his rally cap. » 9/28/09 3:00pm 9/28/09 3:00pm

The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure

The New York Mets are not the worst team in baseball. They are not even the most ineptly run franchise in their own division. Yet, their 2009 campaign may have forever redefined the concept of losing. » 9/01/09 5:30pm 9/01/09 5:30pm

Mets Third Base Coach Does Not Like My Pants And Will Not Eat My Poop…

One man who's managed to keep his sunny disposition during the Mets season from hell is smooth-talking third base coach Razor Shines. Now you can ask him yes/no questions in this virtual ad and he'll answer them. All of them. » 8/19/09 3:00pm 8/19/09 3:00pm

Oh, And The Mets Looked Great This Weekend

To be fair, Johan Santana did run up against Joe Blanton, a card-carrying furry. Even with this much-needed sweep, it still feels like the Marlins are going to backdoor the NL East when no one's looking.[Philly.com] » 7/05/09 5:41pm 7/05/09 5:41pm

The New York Mets Have A Furry Run-In On Road Trip

Those injury-riddled New York Bastard Mets have struggled recently, so this recent road trip could serve as a self-reflective haven for players, coaches, and media. Unless the Pittsburgh hotel they're staying in is having a furry convention. » 7/02/09 10:45am 7/02/09 10:45am

Mets Fan Swallowed By Citi Field Toilet

Oh, Mets fans! It feels like the whole world is out to get you, but honestly, you're kinda asking for it. When one of you goes diving into a baseball stadium toilet after a gold tooth and gets stuck ... we're all a little embarrassed for you. » 5/20/09 11:30am 5/20/09 11:30am

Citi Field Streaking Jabroni Faces Stiff Consequences

38-year-old Craig Coakley made a bet with his boss that he'd streak across Citi Field with a stuffed monkey jockstrap. He succeeded! Now he's never allowed back to Citi Field again. » 5/14/09 10:45am 5/14/09 10:45am

So For Those Of You Who Want To See Citi Field's First Streaker...

There's the requisite NSFW-ish. Not for "the streak-uh," but because the equally moronic best friend cameraman decides to drop the N-word out of nowhere. So turn down the volume. [YouTube] » 5/13/09 8:45am 5/13/09 8:45am

Citi Field Security Cracks Down On Sprawling Negativity

Apparently the Citi Field security goons are over-sensitive this year. Two times last week they took away signs from fans. First was the K's controversy. Then there's this incident. » 4/27/09 12:30pm 4/27/09 12:30pm

Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: Faith And Fear In Flushing

Sigh. Here we go. "Faith And Fear In Flushing: An Intense Personal History Of The New York Mets" is not a book I'd promote on this site unless it was really, really good. » 4/06/09 1:15pm 4/06/09 1:15pm

This Is Why You Will Always Be Horrible, You Bastard Mets

Phillies fan works St. John's/Georgetown game on Sunday is asked to take his Fightins' jacket off. Does he do it? No! He leaves Citi Field instead. Brilliant. [The 700 Level] » 3/31/09 2:45pm 3/31/09 2:45pm

Jose Reyes Can Speak English Just Fine When Agitated

Here's an interesting video from a pushy woman down in Spring Training, who tries to get the Mets' shortstop to quit speaking that unintelligible Spanish talk and just say something in English, dammit. [Sports Rubbish] » 3/09/09 12:30pm 3/09/09 12:30pm

Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment

"The only thing that I know is he will be watched every time he faces us. Hopefully we kill him, and then he'll have to deal with the situation." [NYDN] » 2/18/09 12:45pm 2/18/09 12:45pm

J.C. Romero Situation Gives Deputized Met Fan Reason To Complain

Yes, recently suspended pitcher J.C. Romero did work in (and win) two World Series games this year. Once again, Dan, strident Mets fan, has emailed in his thoughts. » 1/08/09 10:15am 1/08/09 10:15am

Mets Shore Up Their Crappy Bullpen

And Mets fans have reminded me several times that I have yet to post this news. Like Dan, who sent the email featured below. He's been deputized Deadspin Mets correspondent for this afternoon. » 12/11/08 2:45pm 12/11/08 2:45pm