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LaTroy Hawkins Took A Ball In The Nuts And It Was The Worst Thing Ever

It is clear now that the Dodgers cannot lose. Scoring two in the ninth and one in the 12th, Los Angeles took its eighth straight. But I'm not here to talk about that. With the help of my friend LaTroy Hawkins, I'd like to tell all the kids out there just how important it is to wear your cup. » 8/15/13 8:46am 8/15/13 8:46am

No Holds Are Barred When It Comes To The Duke-UNC Rivalry, Including…

Discussion of the Tobacco Road rivalry between Duke and North Carolina usually focuses on basketball, but the two teams have long had a national presence in men's lacrosse. Both squads are ranked again this season, and last night's 11-8 Blue Devils victory in Chapel Hill wasn't without the bitter, tough play laxbros… » 3/14/13 6:44pm 3/14/13 6:44pm

Jo-Wilfried Tsonga Took An Andy Murray Drive Right To The Willy

Frenchman Jo-Wilfried Tsonga bounced back from a two-set disadvantage to take the third in today's Wimbledon semifinal against Andy Murray, though the set win came at a cost. Tsonga took a shot from Murray right to the crotch, a blast that left him crumpled on the grass and writhing in pain. We're not sure it's as… » 7/06/12 1:02pm 7/06/12 1:02pm

Umpire Greg Gibson Took A Stephen Strasburg Fastball To The Crotch

Ump Greg Gibson, behind the plate for today's Nats-Marlins matchup, was in a Very Bad Place today when Wilson Ramos mishandled a Stephen Strasburg fastball and deflected it right into Gibson's groin area. Gibson bounced back rather quickly—most MLB umps wear cups when working the plate, after all—but that doesn't… » 4/21/12 1:53pm 4/21/12 1:53pm