Had a girlfriend once who was a vegetarian. I asked her why, since there's lots of reasons why someone would do that (medical, religious, whatever). She said (in a rather preachy tone, IIRC), that she was against animal cruelty. I followed up with "What about that leather belt you wear? And your favorite footwear, which happens to be those black leather boots?" She had no answer.
and I'm just spitballing here, I'm no expert really
Whaddya know!?!?! Another Deadspin writer who isn't an expert! You guys are hacks. Before you criticize a football player maybe you should try playing professional football. Oh wait you can't because your morons and lazy. Why don't you try dressing up and going to a game and taking a shit in one of those port-a-pottys? Oh wait you can't because YOU'RE FUCKING ASSESS WOULD BE BEAT TO SHIT IN OAKLAND BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSERS! #oaklandraiders
The last time I saw someone go into a port-a-potty with shoulder pads on was in June 1984, when I took Sheena Easton to a Loverboy concert. #oaklandraiders
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Lauren Sanchez is so happy with this. #watercoolerfodder
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Alanis Morissette just cringed.
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The next day, she quit vegetarianism.
Oh, and PETA sucks. #watercoolerfodder
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Whaddya know!?!?! Another Deadspin writer who isn't an expert! You guys are hacks. Before you criticize a football player maybe you should try playing professional football. Oh wait you can't because your morons and lazy. Why don't you try dressing up and going to a game and taking a shit in one of those port-a-pottys? Oh wait you can't because YOU'RE FUCKING ASSESS WOULD BE BEAT TO SHIT IN OAKLAND BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSERS! #oaklandraiders
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