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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    09:03 PM

    In reply to Let's All Thank God For Tommy Kelly's Jock Strap
    He's just taking after his idol, Charles Haley.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    07:59 PM

    In reply to Let's All Thank God For Tommy Kelly's Jock Strap
    No harm in loosening the belt straps and using a regionally televised moment to show the ladies what you've got.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    12/15/09

    In reply to Proof That JaMarcus Russell Isn't Even UFL Quality
    Howie Long's performance in Brenda Warner in The Kurt Warner Story was a tour de force.

    Thank you, Lifetime, for making me believe in the magic of made-for-basic-cable movies again.
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    Edited by Silent Q at 12/15/09 10:26 PM Silent Q was starred Silent Q was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/15/09

    @Silent Q:

    The idea that Howie Long performed in Brenda Warner might explain Kurt's game last night.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    12/15/09

    @Phintastic: Oof. I hope that typo is the product of a 12-hour work day and a couple too many beers and not a profoundly disturbing Freudian slip on my part.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/15/09

    In reply to Proof That JaMarcus Russell Isn't Even UFL Quality
    Am I the only one imagining that bus crushing that lady?

    Yeah? Oh..ok.
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    Image of rulesboy rulesboy
    12/15/09

    @Karlifornia: Yes, because everyone else is imagining death by trolley.
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    Karlifornia promoted this comment Edited by rulesboy at 12/15/09 10:23 PM rulesboy was starred rulesboy was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/15/09

    @rulesboy: I got your trolley right here.

    No, really..it's a replica of the one from Mr. Rogers. You can have it.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/15/09

    @Karlifornia:
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/15/09

    In reply to Proof That JaMarcus Russell Isn't Even UFL Quality
    J.P. would probably be better than Trent Edwards or Ryan Fitzpatrick.

    /ingests bottle of vicodin
    //chugs vodka
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/15/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:

    Isiah? I didn't know you were a Bills fan.
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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    12/13/09

    In reply to Late Game Open Thread: A Whole Lot Of Yuck
    If the Cowoys are "America's Team" then they correlate well. Lots of promise, some talented people, a big, gaudy place to play in, lots of hot chicks, and disapointing for the last 10 years.Thanks for making mine a happy day. Go Giants!
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    12/13/09

    In reply to Late Game Open Thread: A Whole Lot Of Yuck
    "Orphan" on On Demand and bill-filing-and-paying have never looked so sexy.
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    Image of DAULERIO DAULERIO
    12/13/09

    @SavetoFavorites: "Orphan" kind of rules. I watched it Friday night. Was surprised by how much I enjoyed it.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/13/09

    @DAULERIO: I've been semi-tempted to see that ever since the spoilers hit the internet. I mean... really? That's your plot twist?

    It's so absurd I almost respect them for it.
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    Image of DAULERIO DAULERIO
    12/13/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Yeah, it is preposterous, but it doesn't spoil anything about the movie even if you know that going into it. It's just so over-the-top cruel in so many ways that it kind of works. Put it this way -- it ain't "The Good Son."
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/13/09

    @DAULERIO: If you're going to make yet another "evil kid" movie, might as well go all the way, right?
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/10/09

    In reply to Oakland's Happy Family Just Got A Little More Dysfunctional
    G) Bubb Rubb, the club's first choice, had already accepted a position with the 49ers.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/09/09

    In reply to Oakland's Happy Family Just Got A Little More Dysfunctional
    The haircut says, "I still live with my mother," but the eyes say, "She's been dead for fifteen years."
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    Edited by Lionel Osbourne at 12/09/09 10:01 PM Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/09/09

    @Lionel Osbourne: Score.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/09/09

    In reply to Oakland's Happy Family Just Got A Little More Dysfunctional
    Raiders don't want someone who knows their defensive schemes signing on elsewhere.
    I don't think there's much to be gained from "Please, please, pretty please throw the ball towards Asomugha just once."
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/10/09

    @twoeightnine: More like: How to exit the parking lot of the Coliseum safely.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/09/09

    In reply to Oakland's Happy Family Just Got A Little More Dysfunctional
    deleted my comment. reason: not funny
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    Edited by Kid Canada at 12/09/09 9:41 PM Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Look at all that skin! This -- this is why Lou Dobbs can't have nice things. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Hey, she and Tony aren't married, they only had a "commitment" ceremony, so if he cheats, it's not technically adultery.

    Lauren Sanchez is so happy with this. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Somehow, I think the Navy coach's response to a lowly Irish assistant goes along the lines of "tell me how my ass tastes". #watercoolerfodder
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