Ochocinco wasn't allowed to use his new name last year was because Reebok would have been stuck with all the "Johnson" Bengals jerseys they had already produced.
They must hate all of those naked children in Africa begging for an orange and black comforter.
It makes me feel so safe inside knowing that there are plenty of generic police officers with no weapons wearing slacks to protect me from violent cornerbacks.
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No one likes getting stuck with too much Johnson.
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They must hate all of those naked children in Africa begging for an orange and black comforter.
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You're not allowed to plagiarize the fake Rick Reilly twitter feed on Deadspin.
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Gooden might even get a feature on Mayne Street, where he shows Kenny Mayne the correct way to give a handjob for crack. Mayne will be impressed.
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Since when is Deadspin an erotica site?
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