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ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Week

Rick Chandler — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:00:29 EDT

ESPN scours its message boards daily to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comments, and chooses ones like this above all others ...

• "What a joke of a race, I should have stayed home. All it was, was a 10-lap shoot-out. — jeanneoz_terry

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Week, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Let's talk about Rod Smith and how he should be a definite Hall of Famer." — Dandy62187

• Let's talk about sex, baby-saltnpeppa92 (LloydCarrPoolLane)

• Let's talk about Rod Smith and how he should be a definite Hall of Famer. - Dandy62187. let's not. - UpstateUnderdog

• Let's talk about your parents.-Roy Firestone (Token_Tennis_Fan)

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Week

Rick Chandler — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:30:30 EDT

The ESPN Featured Comment of the Week will run on Fridays. Because too much WWL dumbassery can't be good for anyone ...

• "Morneau just started his 2008 campaign for AL MVP." — iamthewind6

If you see an especially enlightening ESPN Featured Comment during the week, please send it to Rick@Deadspin.com

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Rick Chandler — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:30:38 EDT

ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Elton will stay in LAC because 'help' has arrived ... it'll be tough, though!" — Handrix

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Chris Paul deserves every penny he receives. N.O. will be in contention for a very long time." — Mightymoose02

• Ron Paul deserves every penny he receives. He will be in contention for a very lo- ah, shit. (Doyle McPoyle)

• Boris Badanov deserves every penny he receives. Spotsylvania will be in contention for a very long time. - Mightymooseandsquirrel02 (RonZookonRedBull)

• Chef Paul overspices every penne dish he serves. I will in the bathroom for a very long time. —TryTheMousse (Chamomiles Davis)

• These trick-or-treaters deserve pennies. I will not be alive for a very long time.-oldiebutgoodie1921 (Stev D)

• Sorry folks, park's closed. Mightymoose02 out front should have told ya. (Send It In, Jerome!)

ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

rickchand — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:10:08 EST

ESPN scoured its message boards this morning for its wittiest, hardest-hitting, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "I would really love to see a playoff system in college football." — gatordmb89

Previous ESPN Featured Comments, and the Featured Deadspin Response ...

• "The Pats needed a test like this, it will only make them better. I hope they go undefeated." — Leo l.

• To be fair, Leo I wasn't a very controversial pope. I bet Pius XII would've had some real hard-hitting analysis. — Shea Guevara