Let me be the first to congratulate Todd Wellemeyer. Not necessarily on the Cy Young, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to ever congratulate him on anything.
I tried to explain this to my five-year-old nephew, when I forced him to watch an unauthorized cartoon of Wile E. Coyote just absolutely tearing the roadrunner to pieces.
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— John Lennon, to Yoko Ono
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- Lions fan #fans
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Because they can make plans for October / November early in the year.
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My shrink said it's because my mom's boyfriend put cigarettes out on my scrotum. #fans
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He's a cutter now. #fans
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