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    Relax, The Stolen Dennis Rodman Statue Was Not Really A Dennis Rodman Statue

    Can You Handle A Shirtless Jim Leyland?

    Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?

    When An Old Athlete Is Put Out To Stud
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/05/09

    In reply to Relax, The Stolen Dennis Rodman Statue Was Not Really A Dennis Rodman Statue
    Was it anatomically correct? If so, could be a babe magnet for the 70-year-old senile Vermonter
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    08/05/09

    In reply to Relax, The Stolen Dennis Rodman Statue Was Not Really A Dennis Rodman Statue
    Are you sure it wasn't the Zooperstar - Dennis Frogman? Because I heard he had an appearance scheduled with the Vermont Lake Monsters.
    /worm pubes
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    08/05/09

    In reply to Relax, The Stolen Dennis Rodman Statue Was Not Really A Dennis Rodman Statue
    Actually, I have a Dennis Rodman statue. The hair changes color every month and always does outrageous things to get attention so ... no, wait, I'm thinking of the art student I have locked in my garage.
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    07/29/09

    In reply to Can You Handle A Shirtless Jim Leyland?
    No, and the readers of my Tony Bernazard slash fic blog won't be able to either.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/29/09

    In reply to Can You Handle A Shirtless Jim Leyland?
    Can You Handle A Shirtless Jim Leyland?

    "Yes, no problem. And guarantee I will be at some point in the next few months."
    -Detroit-Area Paramedic
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    07/29/09

    In reply to Can You Handle A Shirtless Jim Leyland?
    Would I want to if I could?
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    06/04/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
    The Pirates front office is apparently unaware that of the fact that when you trade a player, you're supposed to get at least one player back.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/04/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
    Let's not forgot that Tom Glavine is a douche.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/04/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
    A professional sports team whose mascot is rooted in Native American history hasn't been this upset at their front office since Redskins fans five minutes ago.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/04/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
    Paging Ruben Amaro Jr., Paging Ruben Amaro Jr.. Brett Myers' replacement for this year is on line 1.


    Plus he can help Jamie Moyer get the two for one senior discount at the Old Country Buffet.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/04/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
    Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets Please go back to the Mets....
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    Image of MeAndChipperJones MeAndChipperJones
    06/04/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
    Smoltz in Boston. Glavine released. Today is another sad day for the faithful. Afino please hold me.
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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    06/04/09

    @MeAndChipperJones:


    Take comfort in the fact that Greg Maddux and David Justice are quite happy in Key West.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/04/09

    @BigTenObsession: and Andruw Jones just rolled into the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel.
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    06/04/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
    Geez, Tom's teeth look like candy corns. And the candy corns have cavities.
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    06/04/09

    In reply to Is This The End Of Tom Glavine?
    someone will always take a chance on you if you're left-handed and breathing


    Darryl Kile: 0-2

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/04/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Kevin Laue: 1-1


    /+1

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