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    Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    Jesus, I've seen fewer buttons in the cockpit of an F-16.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    JJ had this to say as he was leaving the restaurant, "She's not that cute and I doubt she's tight, but that's no problem for Kid Dyn-O-Mite."
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    05/28/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?


    /confused

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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    Be careful, Jimmy. That woman's planted at least 3 husbands.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    Jimmy's face was even redder later when he accidentally put it in the wrong hole.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    Jerry Jones took credit for the girl Jimmy brought back.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    They call her a Golden Girl. Not because she is a sassy senior like the women on the television show, but because she likes when men piss on her.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    This has "Tijuana Donkey Show" written all over it...
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    Greg Valentino has a more attractive bicep flex than this broad.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    Shockingly, its not her choice in head wear that earned her the name "Speedy Gonzalez."
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    JJ's never-fail pick-up line to women in sombreros: "Would you like to touch my El Kabong?"
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    Jimmy: Oh...I think it just moved.
    Woman: What moved?
    Jimmy: Well, it sure as shit wasn't my hair!
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
    These women are beyond Cougars. They're Cheetahs.
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