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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/17/09

    In reply to Crazy Old Man Gives Bills The Bird
    As a former Houstonian, I recognize that finger. #tennesseetitans
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/16/09

    In reply to Crazy Old Man Gives Bills The Bird
    Bud Adams Presents: Real Moments of Genius
    (real moments of geeeeen-iussss)
    Today we double-salute you, Mr Buffalo Bills in the 4th quarter.
    (Buffalo Bills in the 4th quaaa-rterrr)
    You swapped one Wonderlic-wonder quarterback for another, and yet nothing changed.
    (I loooove Ryan Fitzpatrick)
    You thought you could probably make this a close game, but no, you couldn't even manage to lose in a close way
    (Way to suuuuuck!)
    So suck on Bud Adams' enormous wang, Buffalo Bills in the 4th quarter. Its not like you've got anything better to do.
    (Mr Buffalo Bills in the 4th quaaa-rterrr)     #tennesseetitans
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/16/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe:

    Excellent...I could hear the song as I read it. #tennesseetitans
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/16/09

    In reply to Crazy Old Man Gives Bills The Bird
    Your a bitch, cause he ain't even a coach you cock sucking faggot, he is the owner, your fuckin' retarded!

    Youtube comments....where your brain can go to die. #tennesseetitans
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/16/09

    In reply to Crazy Old Man Gives Bills The Bird
    Like every old man, he was telling the Bills to simply get off his lawn. #tennesseetitans
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/16/09

    In reply to Crazy Old Man Gives Bills The Bird
    Because if there's one thing that pisses everyone off, it's the Buffalo Bills. #tennesseetitans
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/15/09

    In reply to Old People Fantasy Football Is Adorable
    Barbara King, 87, of Quincy said she joined the house league because football was her favorite professional sport. "Baseball is too slow,'' she said.

    "And don't get me started on that faggy 'soccer' shit," King added. #fantasyfootball
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    Image of HazelMaesLandingStrip HazelMaesLandingStrip
    11/15/09

    In reply to Old People Fantasy Football Is Adorable
    Upon being forced to draft the St. Louis Rams, Phyllis began to refuse food, medicine and water. #fantasyfootball
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/19/09

    In reply to Old Folks And Steroids Is Apparently A Problem Now

    You know who clearly wasn't juicing?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    the most excited I've been about an old person since Red Tube added Granny Porn.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    The only way you'd be rooting for him to lose if you were on the writing staff of fucking Slate.

    PREVIOUS SSW

    Old people cannot compete at the highest levels of a major sport.

    NEW SSW

    Old people can almost compete at the highest levels of golf.

    BUT WAIT, THERE'S LESS

    Stay tuned for my 10,000-word recap of Watson's run at the Open, written in the style of a French prostitute living with a bohemian commune in 1760s Vienna.
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    Image of kbjone kbjone
    07/20/09

    @Steve U: +2 for the delivery, -1 for the bad memory.
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    Aren't most old people too busy shaking their fists at clouds to do anything?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    inspiring legions of other old athletes to strap it on for one last go: Troy Aikman

    He must be bored in his retirement to consider such a role reversal at this stage in life.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open

    The state of Florida opposes this whole article.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    Bad things happen in threes, so:

    Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Billy Mays :: Tom Watson, Andy Roddick and _____?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/20/09

    @Gourmet Spud: The New York Yankees

    By the way, Ed McMahon is pissed.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    07/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: No, no, look at the trend here - it has to be someone who has overcome some sort of overblown "adversity" and is a darling of the media that will make for great column fodder.

    David Eckstein, one gritty hit away from the cycle after his return from the disabled list, ruptures his Achillies trying to leg out a triple. The Padres training staff rushes the field and immediately euthanizes him.
     Reply
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    Wow, a Kamala "The Uganadan Giant" reference.
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/20/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Kamala: Easiest Halloween costume Ever.
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