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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/01/09

    In reply to Olympic Torch Carried By Athlete On Steroids
    She made the best time of all the torch-runners despite sporting a boner the whole way. #olympictorchrelay
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/28/09

    In reply to Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
    Is it a coincidence that the Wendy's ad has returned and is directly above this post? I think not. #canada
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/28/09

    In reply to Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
    Rebagliati is running as an anti-corporate, pro-labor candidate from the Weed Against Greed party. #canada
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/28/09

    @Steve U: My name is Weed Against Speed, and I approve this message. #canada
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    10/28/09

    In reply to Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
    His first bill will require all Tim Horton's to serve burritos. #canada
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/28/09

    In reply to Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
    Someone should tell him that Canada's parliament has nothing to do with George Clinton. #canada
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    10/28/09

    In reply to Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
    This is why we haven't seen much of Spud around here lately isn't it? That's him, right? #canada
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/28/09

    In reply to Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
    His opponent has already taken to referring to him only as Ross Dimebagliati. #canada
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/28/09

    In reply to Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
    Don't forget to bring a towel when campaigning. #canada
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/28/09

    In reply to Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
    Rebagliati's platform that is that every halfpipe will ultimately be filled. #canada
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/28/09

    In reply to Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
    Rebagliati says he's not a leftist, rather that he's "goofy." #canada
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/28/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Nice. #canada
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/18/09

    In reply to This Time I Think They Really Are Made Of Chocolate
    Canadians: malleable and proud of it! #olympics
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/03/09

    In reply to Who Really Chose Rio To Host The 2016 Olympics
    Step 1: Deliberately eschew any awareness re: the focus of the website you're producing content for, giving a big "fuck you" to the very model for success that allows said website to financially compensate your ass in the first place.

    Step 2: Antagonize the loyal readers of that website through a continued series of faux-intellectual and masturbatory exercises in dime-store satire. Bonus points if you can further obfuscate the delivery and set-up of these articles to the point that even the more learned of your readers view your offering as the weblog equivalent of Thomas Friedman's wet fever dream.

    Step 3: Pat yourself on the back.

    Step 4: Revise previous postings to include even more hilarious puns on the name "Obama." Wonder aloud if "Obamapolis" is trademarked. Further wonder aloud why Slate won't return your phone calls.

    Step 5: Chalk the widespread disdain for your style of writing up to the lowered intelligence quotients of the beer-swilling, dick-pumping, testosterone-laden clusterfuck of Neanderthal mentality that construct your target audience.

    Step 6: Create a hyper-literate and witty tagline in a painfully transparent attempt to re-ground whatever nonsense you just composed in the basis of humor. Fail miserably.

    Sound about right?
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    10/03/09

    @ClintonPortishead: The biggest shame of all is AJ knows this is exactly what Moe is going to do when he assigns her a weekend shift.

    That is unless she continues to pinky swear that this time she will actually talk about sports and not come off sounding like a complete condescending hack.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/03/09

    @ClintonPortishead: To Style Points!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/03/09

    @ClintonPortishead: By the way, LSU is not good. LaFell is a first round receiver?
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    Image of BigRedEd BigRedEd
    10/03/09

    @ClintonPortishead:
    Step 5:...lowered intelligence quotients of the beer-swilling, dick-pumping, testosterone-laden clusterfuck of Neanderthal mentality that construct your target audience."

    Fuck you, I only drink beer on Poker Night, the rest of the time I drink Vodka.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/03/09

    @BigRedEd: Well la-dee-freakin'-da, it looks like we got a richer on our hands.
    *spits sideways into bucket*
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    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/03/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: You do deserve your star back, by the way. Reppin' Bucks like you do.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Why thank you. Doylestown pride!*

    *Not from Doylestown
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    10/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Today was not a good day for LaFell, but he usually has damn good hands and finds a way to get open.

    LSU is not a number 4 team, despite the win, but there really are not many great teams around these days.
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    10/04/09

    @ClintonPortishead: +100. This shit smells like crap.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    10/03/09

    In reply to Who Really Chose Rio To Host The 2016 Olympics
    Well at least you gave us a decent visual.
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    10/03/09

    In reply to Obama's Agony of Defeat
    lol

    If you're a liberal and don't find this funny, it is because you don't like being made fun of.
    If you're a connie and don't find this funny, it is because you probably think this way in truf.

    I voted for Donald Duck.
     Reply
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/03/09

    In reply to Obama's Agony of Defeat
    I just read this again.

    And read the comments.

    And laughed long. And hard.

    Mmmm...long and hard.
     Reply
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