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Jose Reyes Seinfeld The Puppy Begs Jose Reyes The Human To Stay With…

Jerry Seinfeld is a Mets fan, for some masochistic reason. Being a Mets fan means always having to say they're sorry. But one silver lining is the very real chance of re-signing Jose Reyes, so that they can pay him $15 million when he's 36 years old, which is the soonest possible time the team will be good again. » 11/23/11 3:45pm 11/23/11 3:45pm

Mets Fans Now Being Hunted Down Like Dogs, By Dogs

Flushing, as a neighborhood, has a decidedly unappealing name. But Citi Field isn't actually located in Flushing. Surrounded by a bay, two freeways and a park, the Mets share their parcel of land with the little-known, less-loved neighborhood of Willets Point. With a permanent population of one, Willets Point is the… » 8/29/11 4:55pm 8/29/11 4:55pm

This Poor Dog Is Forced To Sit Outside Mets Games With A Pipe In Its…

As if you weren't already paying too much to see Justin Turner mash on Dillon Gee's behalf, a recent internet groundswell sheds light on another gross perversion inherent in the Citi Field experience. A dog, Coffee, sits outside the stadium, ostensibly for your amusement, in sunglasses or a Groucho Marx disguise, with… » 5/20/11 3:10pm 5/20/11 3:10pm