What Do I Cook For All These Gluten-Free Types?

Welcome to the Feedbag, where all the dumb questions about food, drink, cooking, eating, and accidental finger removal you've been embarrassed to ask can finally receive the berating they goddamn deserve. Also: answers. Send all your even-vaguely-food-related questions to albertburneko@gmail.com with the subject… » 10/10/13 3:53pm 10/10/13 3:53pm

Phil Mushnick Does Not Want To Hear About Anyone's Testicles

"[Bill Raftery's] continued hollering of a crude crotch term after a big shot long ago should have ended, if not voluntarily, then on orders." Relatedly, in the same column, Mushnick professes to miss Billy Packer, who's a dick. [NYP] » 3/22/10 4:05pm 3/22/10 4:05pm

Onions Win The Weekend

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like players who had the courage to take the big shot—no matter how ill-advised—and became heroes to small children everywhere. Don't you hate guys like that? » 3/22/10 10:30am 3/22/10 10:30am

Onions, Both Peeled And Grabbed, Win The Weekend

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the guy from the NCAA selection committee who peeled his metaphorical onions, and this happy Buccaneer from East Tennessee State, who merely gripped his. » 3/15/10 11:05am 3/15/10 11:05am